Turn to your right. Lick it. What does it taste like?

[Zen Toombs]

*licks* Ew, tastes like carpet. Why does a chair taste like carpet?

Off Topic:

Tastes like air. That was interesting.

Props.

 

[Drenaje1]

Pillow.

Tastes like cloth. Not much of a flavor experience, honestly.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

Wooden door: tastes sour...I can't explain it.

 

[smearyllama]

Object: Huge mission-style TV cabinet. Very classy. (It's across the room, but still to my right)
Tastes of: Varnish, wood, and fine taste in furniture.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

Air. Tastes like air. Or, if you want me to cross the whole room, my wall, which tastes like paper.

 

[Phlakes]

Tastes like glass and Coke. Probably because it's a glass bottle of Coke. Funny how that happens.

 

[Vault101]

I jsut licked the glass panel of my work office/cubicle and now the guy on the other side is looking at me weird

ok no I didnt...why the hell would i do that?

 

[ChaoticKraus]

pffft.... pffff....ffftp....

NEWSFLASH! Dusty books taste of dust. Now i have to go drink something, also i'm kind of retarded for actually doing that.

 

[zidine100]

mmmm penns

Spoiler

what did you think i said something else

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Plastic, as to my right was a water bottle.

 

[esperandote]

Salma Hayek, she tastes OK... alright, I didn't just tasted Salma Hayek. There's a wall to my right, I'm pretty sure i'll taste like a wall and/or paint.

 

[StarsintheBlood]

Pfftbla... pleh. Urgh...

Damnit, why did I lick the cat. Now there's fur in my mouth.

This is your fault, OP! D:<

It doesn't really taste of anything, thank goodness.

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose item was a cat.

No, didn't really taste of anything, which surprised me, I was expecting a musty taste. I suppose if I licked it enough...but that might be a bit weird.

I had my cat too. Didn't have it in me to lick her though. XP

 

[Philol]

Hmm technically it's my shoulder, which as I'm wearing a clean shirt, tastes clean.

 

[Toasty Virus]

Don't feel like licking my bass guitar.

But I'll guess that it tastes just like raisins.

mine tastes like the cider that got spilled down it that i've yet to clean off :[

 

[OctalLord]

Hunh, my computer tastes like metal. Pretty cool metal, might be steel or something.

 

[GenericAmerican]

So...do I lick the cabinet, or the hunting knife on top of the cabinet? I don't think either of them would be particularly pleasant.

 

[UnendingLight]

Mmmmmm I love the taste of recently printed paper!

Well then...

 

[Cavan]

mmm wood..in my mouth

oh it's just a piano

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

hmmm a slightly bitter wood taste with a hint of glue.
my table is pretty nummy

 

[Doneeee]

Damn that air tastes nice, great thread OP!

My thoughts exactly XD