Twilight movie bores man to death.

[Captain Pancake]

One word.

[HEADING=1]Aneurism[/HEADING]

They happen all the time.

 

[RatRace123]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

I'm going to guess his body would rather kill him than be forced to sit through Twilight.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

My boss told me about this the other day, I live in wellington and I do feel bad for it, but I did laugh.

 

[AyrSuppli]

That's a hilarious (yet terrible) coincidence. XD

 

[wolf92]

Twilight: So bad it KILLS

 

[Dfskelleton]

Heh. Wow. Hope you're happy with yourself, whoever directs these godforsaken films.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

That is hilarious, which is sad considering someone died.

If you ask me, a heart attack or exhaustion.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

while that its sad someone died.

its funny that it was twilight that killed the man.

 

[Blimey]

That is hilarious.


Tragic, but hilarious.

 

[Jark212]

Poor guy never stood a chance...

 

[Durendarte]

Looks like...

*puts on sun glasses*

...he won't live to see his Twilight years.

YEEEEEAAAAAAH

 

[Logic 0]

This is why we need to label twilight as a controlled substance becasue it has now been shown to kill.

 

[jords]

NZ in the news! What is the world coming to! (I still get excited every time people outside NZ talk about us. It's quite sad really)

 

[King of the N00bs]

hehe ...figures msnbc would write a story that was just about that pointless...in the meantime I must say I find myself amused

 

[Sewblon]

Oh god the thing is killing now! we wont be able to be stop it now.

It is the end of days! Head for the mountains!

 

[MaVeN1337]

Stephanie Meyer is a witch!

A witch with the writing skills of a newborn cow.

 

[razer17]

Why would you go see Twilight?

Fix'd

OT: Probably a heart attack or something. But the idea of dying of boredom due to Twilight is one I would like to propogate.

Twilight is actually designed to brain wash people. The effects were too powerful for this guy and he died. It's the government trying to control our brains throught the media that killed him /tinfoil hat.

 

[bak00777]

OMFG this is soooo good