Twilight movie bores man to death.

[superbatranger]

I guess one could say this movie *puts shades on* sucked the life out of him.

 

[Buccura]

Snopes should get on this.

 

[Sporky111]

He'll never do that again...

Seriously, though, if he was a transient he may have just been in there for a warm place to nap and just went in his sleep. Why he would choose that movie, I don't know. Maybe he thought it would be the least likely to grab his interest while he tries to sleep, or the quietest.

 

[team star pug]

It wasn't that bad >.>
I think Twilight gets too much hate because of the fan girls that make it so appealing to pyros.

What the hell is upwith your avatar.

OT: Sheesh, I'd hate to go to the screen testing of the next one. (what did you think of it folks? "cricket" "cricket" Aw come on!)

Twilight, for when you can't find the cyanide!

 

[Yureina]

Wow... It probably was not the movie, but that's quite a coincidence! :O

 

[Tinneh]

Probably. But this is just ironic.

Man sees movie, then dies of unknown incident duirng movie.

Irony being...?

Some people don't get what irony is. I'll find the Cracked article...

Edit: And here it is! [http://www.cracked.com/funny-1085-irony]

OT: I do find it amusing at any rate.

That Cracked article successfully distracted me for about two hours.

Fuck you. (Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding!)

And I've never seen/read anything Twilight-related, because I don't care, but I find this amusing.

 

[team star pug]

Well I see a bunch of many spammers already got their laugh from this, well wake up people someone died. He was a human, had a family. And if you just think this is funny then that is really saying something about yourself.

How do you know I had a family, whoooooI a ghoooooost and twilight SUCKED the lifeout of me!

 

[Redalert9r9r]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

You're absolutely right.

BUT COME ON! Look at the material that's in front of you! Presumably a single man goes to a showing of a Twilight movie (see MovieBob's latest Twilight review for the proper rant) and tragically passes away during the showing! Although we should all feel a little horrible for thinking this is funny, just...LOOK AT IT! Oohh...I know what I'm talking about next time I'm in a social situation!

...If I can ever get off these Escapist threads...

 

[Rosen2012]

While I wonder why he went to go see the movie alone....part of me is going to take this and use it as a reason for people to never go see Twilight.

 

[TrogzTheTroll]

Well I see a bunch of many spammers already got their laugh from this, well wake up people someone died. He was a human, had a family. And if you just think this is funny then that is really saying something about yourself.

Alot of people die, and im not going to cry over every one.

I laughed at this, and will probably retell the story to my friends. Atleast he died surrounded by women.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

His brain killed itself in an effort to get away

I was more or less thinking brain atrophied.

especially with the whole mormonistic, anti-female, anti race equality bullshit crammed in the series hidden by use of supernatural creatures.

 

[Ghostkai]

Perhaps he was a real vampire, and was THAT shocked by the series portrayal of his kind?

 

[bad rider]

Maybe his brain shut off from trauma.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Why would you go see Twilight at all?

 

[F-I-D-O]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Durdahdur... spoilsport

Lol, you win.

You have no idea how long I've waited to use that.

So...you kept a pointless picture taken out of context around on the off chance you might get to use it as an argument?
You win.
It's a funny picture to be honest, but what were they doing and why is superman being mean? This is confusing me and causing me to think more than the thread itself is doing.
YOU.
you kept me from keeping the streak alive!
You have no idea how long I've wanted to use that. And yes, I know I'm being a huge hypocrite. I was trying to be witty

 

[Mcface]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

YOU DONT SAY.

..anyway, twilight has been known to kill straight men, this just seems to be another case. Normally, after prolonged exposure, straight men will often kill themselves, as they feel life no longer has a point after seeing something as awful as twilight. No straight males really know what the twilight series is about, we have heard rumors it has to do with something sparkly, and some gay vampires? It's unclear. Scientists are still working on safe ways to view the movie.

 

[Red Hood]

That is really weird.... I bet his family is gonna be pissed...
Mother: "My god! Well, how did he die?"
Police: "Well, ma'm... The circumstances aren't clear at the moment but it appears he died while watching 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse'....."
Father: "I HAVE NO SON!!!!"

 

[Giest4life]

Probably. But this is just ironic.

Man sees movie, then dies of unknown incident duirng movie.

Irony being...?

Twilight is about the vampires.....

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Evidently, the novels didn't kill anyone.

This is just natural causes with twilight tagged on, but hey. It's worth a bomb in a small fortune of a barrel of future jokes.