Twilight movie bores man to death.

[TheNumber1Zero]

There is no need to be sharp with him.

I wasn't being sharp, or at least not intentionally.

I simply asked what this "Irony" I missed happened to be.

 

[Lineoutt]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Durdahdur... spoilsport

Lol, you win.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

There was probably just a bit too much sparkle coming from the vampires this time around. Might have caused the death?

Epileptic fit caused by excessive sparkling.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

This movie is that bad?

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Durdahdur... spoilsport

Lol, you win.

You have no idea how long I've waited to use that.

 

[SextusMaximus]

There is no need to be sharp with him.

I wasn't being sharp, or at least not intentionally.

I simply asked what this "Irony" I missed happened to be.

Fair enough, being text, I assumed the emotion with which you said it to be a certain angryness or sharpness. My mistake, but I still think the level on which you said it was probably at least slightly sarcastic...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

but I still think the level on which you said it was probably at least slightly sarcastic...

That's because it was slightly, but not enough to be "Sharp".

Still, highly understandable.

 

[Psiboom]

Things like this is why I would make sure to bring something loud, annoying and distracting to any of these films to avoid death.

On that note, does anyone know where I could find a Vuvuzela before someone tries to rope me in to see Eclipse, or whatever the hell it's called?

 

[tehbeard]

So twilight equal to or worse then Vogon poetry?

 

[Lineoutt]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Durdahdur... spoilsport

Lol, you win.

You have no idea how long I've waited to use that.

You're welcome

 

[CrashBang]

A young man going to see a Twilight film by himself... that's the most embarrassming way to die I've ever heard of

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Well I see a bunch of many spammers already got their laugh from this, well wake up people someone died. He was a human, had a family. And if you just think this is funny then that is really saying something about yourself.

 

[katsabas]

This has to be one of the most ridiculous mishaps ever. Poor guy. Cut down on his prime. And during a movie. In a theater! A place where one is supposed to go to relax. My condolences.

 

[wooty]

It feels horrible to laugh at this tragedy, but its hard not too when you see what its associated with

 

[starwarsgeek]

Well I see a bunch of many spammers already got their laugh from this, well wake up people someone died. He was a human, had a family. And if you just think this is funny then that is really saying something about yourself.

Thank you!

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Well I see a bunch of many spammers already got their laugh from this, well wake up people someone died. He was a human, had a family. And if you just think this is funny then that is really saying something about yourself.

Oh, cheer up. There's nothing wrong with a little joke at someone else's expense.

Besides, it's not like he's going to be bothered by it. Or anything ever again, for that matter.

 

[Ekit]

I feel bad for laughing...

 

[Amphoteric]

Chaos theory!
If he didn't go to see the movie then he might not have had a heart attack.

 

[masher]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Guy might have been lookin' for a place to die. While I personally wouldn't slump over to a Twilight showing to die, he may of liked the series, or his intentions were to scorn Twilight with his last dying breath. Who knows. :/

EDIT: I feel -really- awkward talkin' about this guy like this. I do feel bad for the guy, but I'm just thinking out-loud here.