Twilight movie bores man to death.

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Wow.

I don't like Twilight but I would never die over watching it.

 

[Maibus]

Kind of funny how many people jumped out to defend the movie, I'm pretty sure that thing sucks so bad it can suck the life out of someone, evidently it did already, who next?! How many must die before you fools realize Twilight must be destroyed once and for all? Its like E.T. from Atari, it should never have seen the light of day O_O

 

[Ariosona]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Probably. But this is just ironic.

MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is...

 

[DrEmo]

Guy: The man in question died while watching Twilight.

You could say he found the movie to be *Puts sunglasses on* quite killer.

YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Probably. But this is just ironic.

Man sees movie, then dies of unknown incident duirng movie.

Irony being...?

Some people don't get what irony is. I'll find the Cracked article...

Edit: And here it is! [http://www.cracked.com/funny-1085-irony]

OT: I do find it amusing at any rate.

Eh, no. It's not ironic in the slightest.
As a note, also, most of Crackeds articles are very funny and clever - the one you link is just fucking awful.

I never said it was ironic. I linked to that because of it.

 

[Talvrae]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Probably. But this is just ironic.

It's not ironic in the slightest.

OT: That sucks. Too bad for his family, it's obviously not because of the movie.

who knows?

 

[blueshark217]

If it wasn't for the fact Alice is seriously hot, and for the one action scene in the entire movie, i would've died too.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Probably. But this is just ironic.

Man sees movie, then dies of unknown incident duirng movie.

Irony being...?

Some people don't get what irony is. I'll find the Cracked article...

Edit: And here it is! [http://www.cracked.com/funny-1085-irony]

The best way to learn what Irony is would be to listen to that Alanis Morissette song "Ironic". Not because the song has examples of irony in it, but the fact that she wrote a song called "Ironic" when she clearly has no idea what Irony is.

Unless she ironically named a song that wasn't about irony "Ironic". Or did she?

I know Futurama explains it: The use of words conveying meaning other than the literal intention.

 

[Baldry]

So i'm guessing the next movie will just create a black hole and cause the world to cease... Looks like someone owes me money!

 

[reg42]

Heh... Interesting. I can't really think of anything else to say.

 

[HK_01]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

...wow, you really had to point that out? I'm fairly certain everyone's aware of that, it just makes for a good joke.

 

[USSR]

And the internet will take this out of proportion, as always.
Good job.

 

[The Night Shade]

That proves that no one should see twilight alone

 

[T-Bone24]

In Soviet Russia, box office bombs you!

[sub]Not that this film will be a bomb or anything... unfortunately.[/sub]

 

[Stone Wera]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Better Question: Why would go see Twilight at all?

 

[jthm]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Probably. But this is just ironic.

It's not ironic in the slightest.

OT: That sucks. Too bad for his family, it's obviously not because of the movie.

Let me fix that for you.

OT: That sucks, too bad for his family, it's obviously not because the movie is a horrible piece of trash, just an unhappy coincidence.

There we go.

Also, at least on the plus side he didn't have to sit through that whole godawful film.

 

[jthm]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Better Question: Why would go see Twilight at all?

Best Question: Why is there Twilight?

 

[Canid117]

My boyfriend lucked out when he started dating me. All he guy friends have to take their girlfriends to Twilight, while I have absolutely no interest. In fact I have the opposite of interest, I abhor the series in it's entirety.

So yeah. Don't see Twilight, it could save your life. lulz.

How is it ironic? It's funny, sure, but I don't see the irony.

The irony comes from the fact that most guys say they would rather die than watch Twilight. This guy literally did so.

Thats still not irony...

 

[Radeonx]

Probably a random Heart Attack or something, most likely unrelated to Twilight itself.

Probably. But this is just ironic.

It's not ironic in the slightest.

OT: That sucks. Too bad for his family, it's obviously not because of the movie.

Let me fix that for you.

OT: That sucks, too bad for his family, it's obviously not because the movie is a horrible piece of trash, just an unhappy coincidence.

There we go.

Also, at least on the plus side he didn't have to sit through that whole godawful film.

Hahahaha, oh wait, that wasn't funny in the slightest.
Really?
I don't care about your opinion of the movie, so I don't see why you should go around flaming something, that in my opinion, isn't as terrible as many people make it out to be.
Sure, it isn't great, and sure, you may not like it, but you have to go around spouting out your opinions of it? No, you don't. If you don't like it, don't watch it.

 

[SteinFaust]

Why would you go see Twilight by yourself?

Better Question: Why would go see Twilight at all?

Best Question: Why is there Twilight?

this, good sir/madam, is WIN if i ever saw it.