U.S. Government Denies Existence of Mermaids

[MrMixelPixel]

That's just what someone wanting to hide the existence of mermaids would say!

 

[Flizzick]

So, a total of TWO people wrote to the NOAA about mermaids, and now the government feels like the issue needs to be addressed? Sounds like a huge waste of time and money for something so trivial.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Never before have I seriously considered the possibility of the existence of mermaids until now.

 

[The Funslinger]

Well, if they are denying it, what do they have to cover up?

Reverse mermaid, that's what.
They never said anything about those!

In any case, it seems like they've gone out of their way to deny this... >_>

 

[idarkphoenixi]

This denial seems a little fishy to me.

I'm so sorry...

I 'sea' what you did there.

 

[Imthatguy]

What!?!?

No.... NO.... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Oh god that game was awesome.

OT:HA! Just like Florida has no zombies eh?

http://www.okeechobeeeoc.com/Annex%20Z.pdf

 

[I.Muir]

They denied it
They must be real

If you make a mermaid into sushi does it still count as cannibalism

 

[Strazdas]

Official goverment statement about such thing is a good thing. Now people arguing about it can state that US goverment thinks they dont exist and reference them to the statement, instead of wondering what would goverment thing and all. So far i only see US do such clear statements, but im not really looking for them either.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Seriously? A Government agency had to make a public announcement like this because of a fictional documentary on TV?



Hey...remember when the Discovery channel had shows about Science, Animal Planet had shows about Animals and the History Channel had shows about History?

That was awesome.

Now we have 12 hours a day of shows about stupid people who live in shitty places, asinine cryptozoology specials and "Ancient Astronauts."

Hey...lowest common denominator...it's not a fucking competition! Nobody is going to deny that you "kept it real" if you stop wallowing in your own shit for a while.

 

[jamesbrown]

Horray now I know, that thing I ran over with my boat was a human with missing legs, gill tattoos, and odd facial bone sturcture...

Anyone know where I can dump a "totally human body" (perferably away from the ocean)

 

[McMullen]

Well, there are mermaids, you just don't see them anymore because they were all captured by dwarves and are now raised in subterranean aquatic factory farms.

 

[lRookiel]

Almost makes paying taxes worth it.

That's fucking funny, right now I'm fighting to hold back bursting into laughter in the middle of the library at college.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

This is clearly a cover up.

 

[themilo504]

No that?s not true mermaids are real as are all mythical creatures it?s all a conspiracy by the government to hide the fact that mermaids fairy?s trolls and Santa are trying to take over the world using mobile phones and the mc donald.

 

[Agent 45]

It must be such a relief for the American people that their taxe money is spent on fantastic messages as this.

 

[lapan]

Flying Dutchman?, Kraken?, didn't exist according to them, and now Mermaids?

Kraken do exist, it's the german name for octubuses ;P

 

[DigitalSushi]

Flying Dutchman?, Kraken?, didn't exist according to them, and now Mermaids?

Kraken do exist, it's the german name for octubuses ;P

YAY, there was much rejoining!

Octobuses?, like a bus with 8 wheels?

 

[Starik20X6]

Hmm, this wouldn't have anything to do with the submerged object [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/118140-Submerged-UFO-Cripples-Nearby-Electronics] at the bottom of the Baltic Sea now would it? Dun dun duuuuuun.

 

[lapan]

Flying Dutchman?, Kraken?, didn't exist according to them, and now Mermaids?

Kraken do exist, it's the german name for octubuses ;P

YAY, there was much rejoining!

Octobuses?, like a bus with 8 wheels?

Just my typo. I meant Octopuses obviously.

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