Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Fury Is Me.]

I whistle and Black Leg Sanji Hurricane kicks throough the bar wall theen spins rappidly on on foot, superheating it, his clothing protecting him from the intense heat. He kicks mcgroober hard in the face with the hot foot, leaving a huge 3rd degree burn on his face, as well as a fractured skull, broken jaw, and shattered nose.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp sits Groober down to have Candyland round 2!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I whistle again and Tony Tony Chopper walks in, eats a rumble ball. ARM POINT! Punches Pimp in the gut with huge arm mmuscles and hoofs. Wait... What gut is that now? Oh that's right, it's on the wall.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon jumps down from the roof where she was sleeping pleasantly and stabs Dispelga in the back.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(I'M NOT DISPELGA ANYMORE!)
"It's gonna take more than one stab to kill me, but that does hurt you little bastard..."
Jet pistol to Leon's face. Collapses on floor due to pain.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

*Delivers multiple stabs to Fury Is Me.*

 

[LeonLethality]

(Sorry I am used to you being Dispelga >.<)
Leon runs up to Bofus and dropkicks Jesus.
"I always wanted to do that"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(no problem)
Dies.
Respawns in the back room. Whistles.
Hands grow all over Leon and snap every bone in his body.
"Thanks Robin.*

 

[Bofus Teefus]

(Sorry I am used to you being Dispelga >.<)
Leon runs up to Bofus and dropkicks Jesus.
"I always wanted to do that"

If it meant that much to you, I guess I'll just...forgive...sort of comes with the avatar eh?

 

[LeonLethality]

"Gah I could use a hand here!" Leon yelled hating herself for such an awful pun.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Whistles once more.
Nami busts through the door and starts releasing heat and cool balls to make a cloud, then throws a thunder ball in and poof! Instant Lightning storm over Leon. Leon gets incinerated.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip bursts through the window kicking Nami in the face, protecting Leon.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I whistle AGAIN! And Frrrrrranky bursts through the doors and pulls a Weapons Left on Mudkip. Mudkip leaves the bar as Swiss Cheese.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon explodes in to hundreds of knives to escape the hands and the knives quickly reform her back. then heals and high fives Mudkip.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp interrupts the high five and punches Mudkip and Leon in the crotch.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

NINTENDO CENSORSHIP COMMITTEE! PUNCH!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I interrupt the punch by Whistling again, and Brook crashes through the wall going "YOHOHOHO!" and puts the whole bar, except me, to sleep with music. I then proceed to beat the shit out of all of them.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon wakes up after taking a hit from Fury (I got it right =D) And grabs Mudkip to wake him up and then throws hundreds of knives at the sleeping fighters.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The now pin cushioned Dr.susse awakes, stumbles to the bar and orders a drink (breakfast juice).

 

[The Infinite]

TI decides against attacking the old man and joins him in the drink ordering.