Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

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Tiny116

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So does Tiny.
"Your best whiskey...straight!"
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"No i don't want it on the fuckin' rocks!"
 

Omegatronacles

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Necron walks through the doors, moves to evade hundreds of knives flying around the room, trips, and knocks over the drinks belonging to The Infinite and Tiny116.
 

The Infinite

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"OI I was enjoying that!" proclaims TI angry. Before using the glass to smash Mr. Necrons face in.
 

Omegatronacles

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Necron reels back from glass to the eyes and trips over Fury who is busy punching all the sleeping people.

Necron is not having a good day with balancing
 

The Infinite

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Pulls the knife ever so slowly out of his face. "Ow." He sais nonplussed. And then dowses the knife in the nearest drink putting it alight heating the blade red hot. He then proceeds to repeatedly stab Necron. "Hell there's not point fighting you witch. I'm probably going to end up like a pin cushion."
 

Tiny116

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ROAR
MY WHISKEY
*ZZwrong*
*decapitates Necron*
go respawn somewhere else!
*Joins Infinite in repetative stabbing*
*burned flesh smell*
 

Omegatronacles

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"Aargh, my squeedlyspooch!" screams Necron as he rolls around on the bar floor, trying to avoid the red hot stabbing pain coming from The Infinite.

Unfortunately his efforts to continue rolling were hampered somewhat by the large knife left in his back by Leon, and the shards of glass still stuck in his face from earlier.

Eventually managing to roll under a table, Necron attempts to stand up, only to intercept Tiny's lightsaber mid swing.

He dies.

There is a crash and a yelp from the underground wine cellar as Necron respwans in the same location as a wine rack. The trapdoor flies open and Necron makes his way up, a broken bottle in each hand, and several more sticking out from various parts of his body. An evil green glow softly permeates his eyes, and a slightly skeletal grin on his face.

"That wasn't very nice."
 

LeonLethality

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Leon stares in astonishment at the fact that there was a cellar in this place but then quickly points to the opposite direction yelling "Look over there" and while everyone is distracted she builds another table fort.
 

The Infinite

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Taking the initiative, The Infinite dashes behind Necron, grabs the monstrosity and hurls it into the recently constructed Fort. "I'm wary of that fort witch!" He shouts across the room.
 

Omegatronacles

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Necron crashes through the fort and lands on top of Leon, causing the broken bottles sticking out of him to shatter, raining shards everywhere.

As he stands up, the glow in his eyes gets more prominent. Reaching out to one side, he conjures up a wicked looking staff, the tip bathed in the same malevolent glow as his eyes.

"It's on now." He says, before teleporting behind The Infinite and swinging the staff into the side of his head.
 

Tiny116

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Altheus_Necron said:
I applaud you good sir

Tiny still in a near sith rage over loosing his whisket force lifted 4 metal stools and tossed them at necron
RAGE
As Tiny turned around he saw the new table fort...and advanced on it slowly eyes beginning to glow red.
 

The Infinite

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The Infinite is then thrown across the room, the sheer force cracking fragments of his mask/face; a greenish glow still adorning the cracks. "That one must be taken down." He growls, regenerating the fragments of his face.

He cast's his hands forwards, pulling open a portal to the darkness. Reaching within, dark energy surrounds his arms. Glowing bright red before solidifying into two massive gauntlets.

Closing the portal he stands, in preparation of the attack. "I will not let you stand Necron."
 

LeonLethality

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Leon rises from the wreckage of her fort barrages Infinite with knives and then she flies up the the ceiling surrounding herself in a barrier as she chants a spell.
 

Omegatronacles

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Necron teleports behind The Infinite again, but before he can strike he is blindsided by 4 metal stools that smash into him from the side. Looking to see where they came from, he see's Tiny with his back turned.

Pointing the staff at Tiny, Necron unleashes a beam of brilliant green, the air crackling as it is cooked by the potential energy contained within.

Turning back towards The Infinite, Necron waves his hand and a wall of darkness moves to engulf everything before him.
 

The Infinite

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The Infinite is slid across the room from the barrage of knives. "LEON! YOU RUINED MY EPIC PREPARATION!" The says with childish anger. He then picks up a table throwing it in general direction. "Good thing I live within the darkness Necron or that would have hurt." He moans.

Losing his will to battle, he goes and orders a cup of cocoa and jumps into the wall to be at peace while drinking away.
 

Tiny116

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Tiny force jumped away from the energy blast and landed in front of necron.
"I need more POWER"
*Force lightning*
 

Omegatronacles

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Necron points his staff at the wall where The Infinite escaped, unleashing a barrage of green energy beams in fury at the loss of his opponenet.

He then turns to the newcomer Chronamut, who appears to be staring into space while rubbing his nipples.

Angered even further by this sight, Necron moves up and kicks Chronamut in the crotch before smashing him over the back of the head with the staff, knocking him through the floor into the cellar below.

He then turns to find another opponent, and noticing Leon behind a rippling shield launches yet another barrage of green energy bolts.

As he does so Tiny lands in front of him, hitting him with lightning that appears from nowhere. Necron is picked up by the force of the lightning and flung into the nearest wall, where he slumps down, sizzling and smoking.

"*cough* There's an old saying... What doesn't kill me... really really hurts..."
 

LeonLethality

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Releasing the barrier with the spell finished Leon is surrounded by a brilliant crimson glow three bursts of energy fire from the glow and strike Tiny Infinite and Necron.