Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[LeonLethality]

Leon heals Lambi just to piss Tiny off and then stabs Tiny's right leg.

 

[mcgroobber]

*gives high five to Leon

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Slaps Leon with a fish*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*jumps onto Pimp*
Why did you turn my wife into one of your hoes!
*starts stabbing him in the neck with broken glass*

 

[PrimoThePro]

*sneaks up behind bloody thoughts*
"Guess you really are full of BLOODY THOUGHTS!!"
*Stabs in the head. Repeatedly. Saints Row 2 style. Please tell me you get it*

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Chokes on blood*

Business is business!

 

[mcgroobber]

*gives pimp first aid

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Not when it comes to family!
*shoots subject Primo, the knees Pimp in the gut, then stabs Mcgroober.*

 

[PrimoThePro]

*Steals mcgroobbers first aid and promptly eats it*
"HEY! This isn't pizza..."

 

[mcgroobber]

*bandages self,

no one stabs me without my permission

*hits bloody thoughts in face with fire extinguisher, then sprays it all over him

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp takes a potion

Busts a cap in BT's ass.

 

[mcgroobber]

gives one two punch to bloodythoughts

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*body regenerates*
This is why you guys shouldn't try to kill me.
*Pull out a pimp cane shot gun*
Any last words...Pimp?

 

[mcgroobber]

*jumps in front of pimp shot gun, it doesn't fire, but makes me look heroic

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Bananans!"

Pimp shouts and dives out of the way, letting Groober get shot

He laughs manically and orders some beers.

 

[mcgroobber]

*gets up,

how maniacal

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...
"Well, I guess if ya can't beat em, join em" Said Bloody.
"Hey! I want some to!"
*sees that Mcgroober is still alive*
*shoots him*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I simply sit down and play a bar song.
You all die from the extreme sadness of watching all your friends die and being stranded at sea as a skeleton for 50 years.

 

[mcgroobber]

jumps up and down on stool

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Saws legs off stool*