Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD sighs. "Being ganged up on is never fun." And he releases the ICBM, which is locked onto Lelouch's location.

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Pyro helps HoD by firing into ImSkeletor with his duel pistols, still staying on the rooftops.

 

[mcgroobber]

punches HoD, i thnk we should be friends

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"The punching contradicts that statement, mcgroober. But yes, I think that'd be for the best," HoD states before lifting mcgroober using telekineses. "Also, thanks, Pyro. Here's a bomb flamethrower for you."

 

[mcgroobber]

then its settled, high fives HoD, my goal is to make friends, not dead bodies

 

[ImSkeletor]

Skeletor bashes a glass over HoD's head. Then he picks up a table and beats Hod with it. He smashes groobber in the head with a brick.

 

[mcgroobber]

punchers skeletor, you dont do that to recently made friends

 

[ImSkeletor]

Skeletor Rips out mcgroobbers spine and yells "FATALITY"

 

[mcgroobber]

respawns, reclaims spine and throws skeletor into the bars conveniently placed gigantic blender, he doesn't make it

 

[Pimppeter2]

Re-spawns, watches groober.

 

[mcgroobber]

waves hello to pimp would you like some celestial seasons?

Spoiler: some nice tea

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD responds in kind by turning the blender's setting to "KILL," and makes sure that ImSkeletor's body is fully inside the spinning blades of death.

 

[mcgroobber]

would you like some tea as well HoD? ive got plenty

 

[ImSkeletor]

Respawns. Lops off mcgroobers head with a steak knife.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD, to mcgroober: "Why, thanks, certainly." He stuffs a stick of lit dynamite down ImSkeletor's throat.

 

[mcgroobber]

respawns, fights skeletor, skeletor goes unconscious, i tie him to chair and throw in nearby river with weights attached

 

[mcgroobber]

@HoD

here is your tea sir

Spoiler

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Ah, thank you very much," HoD states politely while slowly sipping his tea.

 

[ImSkeletor]

USes magic to appear behind mcgroobber. He Shanks him in the back with a fork.

 

[mcgroobber]

@HoD your quite welcome, would you like some honey, sugar, or a slice of lemon or orange with that?