Neo obviously doesn't realize that blunt attacks don't work for I amk made of rubber. I punch him in the face and throw him back outside to disintegrate under the sun.
Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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*Respawns then gets the Moria the steal Neo's shadow, making it to where he can go into the sun if he wants to disintegrate.*
HoD phases back inside. "Hi, Neo, I'm insane. You might remember me from backstabbing you with a rusty horseshoe. Oh, wait, I never did that? Sill me, I must've--" HoD backstabs Neo with a rusty horseshoe. "There. All better! Except you look cold. Here, let me warm you up." HoD lights Neo on fire using a flare gun. "There. All better! Have fun vulcanizing! And melting."
I pull off a Looney Toons trick and throw a hole underneath you then one rigght one the ceiling right above it. You fall into the first hole, out the second, and back into the first, then I just leave HoD to do that for all eternity.
The hell. Tag teamed? *Uses fire extinguisher on self* And I don't think the Moria retain allegiance after you die. So that didn't work.
Since you took care of HoD......*Duct tapes Fury to wall, then rolls TV in front of him* I hope you enjoy this 96 hour Full House marathon. If it doesn't make you bland as melba toast, it'll make you kill yourself. Hope you enjoy......oh wait, no I don't.
Since you took care of HoD......*Duct tapes Fury to wall, then rolls TV in front of him* I hope you enjoy this 96 hour Full House marathon. If it doesn't make you bland as melba toast, it'll make you kill yourself. Hope you enjoy......oh wait, no I don't.
[Er. Whoops. I actually meant to direct last post at Fury. Whoops! But let's just roll with it.]
HoD, used to creating infinite loops with his (now broken) Portal gun, is unfazed by the Looney Toons trick. He escapes easily, and duct tapes Neo to the wall so he may partake in watching the Full House marathon as well. "And, if you manage to escape, I can always run you through the juicer like I did with mcgroober over there."
THE MERCILESS EXTRACTOR
HoD, used to creating infinite loops with his (now broken) Portal gun, is unfazed by the Looney Toons trick. He escapes easily, and duct tapes Neo to the wall so he may partake in watching the Full House marathon as well. "And, if you manage to escape, I can always run you through the juicer like I did with mcgroober over there."
THE MERCILESS EXTRACTOR
I can't stand even one minute of it so I just decide to esily escape by doing a Gomu Gomu no Fuusen to inflate myself and escape, then i throw the TV at HoD while he's not lookin and then shove the rotating blade of the blender on his face.
HoD dies from the fatal combo, respawns behind Fury, and kicks him into the juicer. "NOW I HAVE FURY!!!....juice."
I respawn. "Well you may have fury... But I have FURY AND CHORTLES!" I kick HoD into the blender, then drink the smoothie he makes.
HoD respawns from his two unfortunate juicings, and telepathically moves both Fury and Neo into the juicer. He then goes the fridge, takes out a yellow bottle, and chortles madly before adding the MUSTARD OF DOOM to the unholy blend.
"*insert witty Fawful clip here*," HoD chuckles while savoring the doomy mustardy blend of Fury and Neo.
"*insert witty Fawful clip here*," HoD chuckles while savoring the doomy mustardy blend of Fury and Neo.
HoD reconstitutes inside the million tiny Neos as a million million tiny HoDs in the millions of tiny Neos' brains, who command the millions of tiny Neos to walk straight into the fireplace and its searing flames.
But in turn you burn all the million million tiny HoD's. I chortle loudly at the savory death by which the burning heat of a mad cow has brought. (Idk, I uess that's somethin Fawful would say...)
I then throw a hole through Neo as he's falling, which cuts him in half and continue to fly to the floor below HoD, Who then falls into the infinate Looney Toons loop, every now and then popping out of the third hole onlyy to fall back in after hitting the ceiling.
HoD repairs his Portal gun, and manages to trap Fury in the Looney Toons loop as well, and creates a 5-hole Looney Portal loop.
As I fall through, before I gather too much momentum, I Gomu Gomu no Rocket out and leave the others to die.