Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

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HoD cranks mcgroobers guilt meter to 11. "You killed the fetus AND her grandmother with one kick," he whispered in his ear. He then sprays the contents of the bar's only fire extinguisher on Pimp.
 

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mcgroobber said:
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She was collecting funds for the orphanage that she runs, until you spin kicked her that is.
you just enjoy making me feel bad
Ohh, and you also broke the tube of cancer cure she had invented by accident earlier in the day that was in her pocket since she was delivering it to a near by government program.
 

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Ohh, and you also broke the tube of cancer cure she had invented by accident earlier in the day that was in her pocket since she was delivering it to a near by government program.[/quote]

ha lies, the government doesn't care about cancer, thus proving these were just your lies
 

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mcgroobber said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Ohh, and you also broke the tube of cancer cure she had invented by accident earlier in the day that was in her pocket since she was delivering it to a near by government program.
ha lies, the government doesn't care about cancer, thus proving these were just your lies
The government was tricking her into handing the cure to them so that they could sell it for high high profits.
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
mcgroobber said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Ohh, and you also broke the tube of cancer cure she had invented by accident earlier in the day that was in her pocket since she was delivering it to a near by government program.
ha lies, the government doesn't care about cancer, thus proving these were just your lies
The government was tricking her into handing the cure to them so that they could sell it for high high profits.
little did you know though that she wasn't actually pregnant she was wearing a preggers suit to get pity thus more money
 

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mcgroobber said:
Pimppeter2 said:
mcgroobber said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Ohh, and you also broke the tube of cancer cure she had invented by accident earlier in the day that was in her pocket since she was delivering it to a near by government program.
ha lies, the government doesn't care about cancer, thus proving these were just your lies
The government was tricking her into handing the cure to them so that they could sell it for high high profits.
little did you know though that she wasn't actually pregnant she was wearing a preggers suit to get pity thus more money
But the pit money is what was needed to support the orphanage which houses and takes care of over 9000 orphans and finds them good families each year. Now that you have unleashed the fact that she is faking preggers, all her top investors have pulled out of the deal and know all the orphans have been scattered across the globe and have been adopted by abusive parents and have resulted in an increase of violent street crime and higher domestic violence rates
 

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Pimppeter2 said:
But the pit money is what was needed to support the orphanage which houses and takes care of over 9000 orphans and finds them good families each year. Now that you have unleashed the fact that she is faking preggers, all her top investors have pulled out of the deal and know all the orphans have been scattered across the globe and have been adopted by abusive parents and have resulted in an increase of violent street crime and higher domestic violence rates
my goal has been achieved
 

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*returns*

Ahh, now we can sit down and have some bar tea. So, what is your take on all this bloody violence around us?
 

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well i believe it to be triggered by the modern day grievances, with the young releasing they're aggressions the only way they know how


you didn't happen to get that celestial seasons did you?
 

Heart of Darkness

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HoD sneaks up behind mcgroober and puts butterfly knife between his shoulder blades. He then disguises himself as mcgroober, sits down at the bar, and asks Pimp, "How is that cup of Celestial Seasons coming along, good sir? I would offer you some cookies, but it appears they have been snatched away."