Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[axle 19]

Axle reforms from the shadows before stabbing mcgroobber and throwing him into the basement while drinking whiskey.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*sits in space station waiting for Leon*

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Sits in the basement cursing HoD*

 

[Bynine]

*walks in carrying a Skull Hammer and smashes the nearest drunkard*

 

[DragonofDecay86]

Pyro walks up behind Bynine and puts an entire clip into his head, then reloads his duel pistols and chucks a whiskey bottle on the seemingly dead Bynine. Jumps back up onto roof and drinks more whiskey.

 

[Bynine]

A bottled fairy circles around Bynine, restoring all of his health. He stands up with the skull hammer, then jumps up to the roof and stares at the perpetrator angrily.

 

[Toriver]

*finally decides to do something after watching this fight for some time*

"I disapprove."

*grabs his greatsword and swings it in an arc, smashing through people and objects in one fell swoop*

 

[DragonofDecay86]

"Bad japanese avatar..."

Pyro rolls backwards, firing his duel pistols into Bynine and the tackling him off the roof, firing down into him the entire way down.

 

[Toriver]

*busts the door open to see a young Japanese boy falling from the sky and a blond guy raining bullets down on him*

"Stop."

*knocks the boy out of the bullets' way with the pommel of his greatsword, steps back inside and slams into the wall of the bar in an attempt to knock the blond man off the roof*

 

[Bynine]

Bynine falls down and hits the ground with a thud. He rubs his head, moaning a bit, then stands back up. He grabs a quiver and bow from his person, and aims towards the blond guy.

 

[The Infinite]

The Infinite falls out of a nearby wall, bursts into the bar orders a round of drinks. Proceeds to smash drinks and ignite the liquid mid flight creating a massive fireball. He then laughs menacingly. "It's good to be back."

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD serves the organ chili to Pimp, breaks out of the basement, and takes out a Natasha from the wall. "Run, babies!" he screams, and fills the bar with the minigun's bullets.

 

[The Infinite]

The Infinite dodges the hail of bullets before roaring "Screaming Eagles!" Jumping up to the rafters, smashing some down onto HoD's head.

 

[mcgroobber]

does flying spin kick to (insert name here)

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp rejoices at getting out of the well. And clings to HoD's leg as he sprays bullets.

does flying spin kick to (Amy, the pregnant woman)

You fiend!

*Lights on fire*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD takes the eagles to PETA, who then storm the bar and attack Infinite using baseball bats and red paint.

 

[mcgroobber]

Pimp rejoices at getting out of the well. And clings to HoD's leg as he sprays bullets.

does flying spin kick to (not Amy, the pregnant woman)

You fiend!

*Lights on fire*

how dare you,

i did no such thing

and why is a pregnant woman in the bar anyway

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp thanks HoD, and proceeds to make love to PETA supporter Pamela Anderson

 

[Pimppeter2]

and why is a pregnant woman in the bar anyway

She was collecting funds for the orphanage that she runs, until you spin kicked her that is.

 

[mcgroobber]

She was collecting funds for the orphanage that she runs, until you spin kicked her that is.

you just enjoy making me feel bad