Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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Pyro nods at axle as he passes him. Pyro aims his duel pistols down at Alpha and opens fire on him.
Alpha draws his grenade launcher and shoots at Pyro, causing him to fall down. Not giving him a chance to recover, Alpha runs up and curbstomps him for his unprovoked attack.
Rosicrucian pulls the gold teeth from Pyro's curbstomped corpse and buys a round for the house. Except the Trashcan.
Pyro stands up and knifes Rosicrucian, taking the round he had just bought. Jason climbs back up on the roof and begns to drink the alcohol.
"Screw the never ending loop I have money!" *puts on huge crazy hair*
"My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"
*falls out of loops and stabs Pyroguy*
"My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"
*falls out of loops and stabs Pyroguy*
Pyro feels the blade but turns and looks at Bloody. He tosses bloody off the roof and begins to open fire on him with his duel pistols. Tosses a whiskey bottle down at Bloody which smacks him square in the face.
"Ooooow! Thanks for the whiskey though!" Bloody said, then jumping into the air. Tentacles grew from his back.
"Tentiraping time!" The tentacles grabbed Pyroguy and flung him across town then grabbing him in mid air and started smashing him on the ground.
"Tentiraping time!" The tentacles grabbed Pyroguy and flung him across town then grabbing him in mid air and started smashing him on the ground.
Rosicrucian tells mcgroober, "Too early for alcohol? Don't be a big girl's blouse" and rams a Johnny Walker bottle down his throat. Through his Adam's apple.
Looks at Pyro and snorts "Was that a stabbing? I've been kissed harder."
Looks at Pyro and snorts "Was that a stabbing? I've been kissed harder."
Pyro grabs both pistols as Bloody tosses him up into the air. As pyro falls, he opens fire on Bloody and then lands softly on the riifs again.
HoD dives out of Axle's whirlwing towards Axle, and kicks Leon off his chest in Axle's direction. He double jumps through the air over Axle's head, casts Curaja on himself, and unleashes a blast of fire that rips through the bar. He then follows up the fire wave with a blast of chilling wind, encasing the walls and floor with ice.
Pyro smashes his face into a wall and stands up, handing Pimp a whiskey. He reloades his duel pistols and fires at Bloody again.