Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Fires BFG-9000 at them all for 9000 damage each*

 

[War Penguin]

War Penguin ground pounds Lelouch and takes his wallet... he then runs as fast as he can.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon trips clotheslines Penguin and takes the stolen wallet for herself.

 

[War Penguin]

Grabs Leon's ankles, pulling her down, and takes the wallet back. He then grabs a near by pitcher and throws it on her head.

 

[axle 19]

Axle stabs Penguin with his sword before slamming him into the ceiling. Taking the wallet, he drops it front of Leon and takes a pull from his whiskey.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Lelouch uses Geass and commands Leon to return the wallet

 

[LeonLethality]

Edit: Damn it

Leon hands the macguffin wallet over to Lelouch

 

[War Penguin]

Whacks Leon with a bar stool for giving Lelouch the wallet.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon returns the favor by punching Penguin in the face
"He had me under mind control" She said.

 

[mcgroobber]

walks in and waves hello to all

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*Jumps on Penguin's back* Noone hurts Leon! *blows up*

 

[darth jacen]

Force lightnings mudkip, force chokes mcgroobber, and uses a jedi mind trick to force pimp and leon to do a square dance; all of this while drinking a cold beer.

 

[mcgroobber]

destroys darth jacen

 

[Pimppeter2]

*Ties mcgroober up and flicks his ear continuously*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD kicks Pimp into the basement.

 

[axle 19]

Axle casts ultima on HoD before kicking him into the basement and locking the door behind him.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD phases out of the basement and into Axle's body, ripping out his liver and pancreas. He then phases back into the basement, with the organs, and flash fries them into chili using the awesome power of pyromancy.

The smell coming from the basement is sickening.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD repairs his jaw with a conveniently placed Med-kit, and fires the Darkness Beam through time, space, and the fourth dimension to sear the previous poster.

 

[mcgroobber]

jumps up and down whilst running in circles