Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[DeleteThisPlease]

-Hits Zoro with a massive blast of electricity at point blank, turing the pirate into a thing of ashes-

... -_-

 

[X L e G i T X]

I turn on Never Gonna Give You Up on a stereo.
then use bubble hearth.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I Jet Pistol the stereo and then proceed to use Gear 2 Jetuusen on L e G i T

 

[CounterAttack]

The bouncer throws avouleance back into the bar, straight into my hidden blade.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"GIGANTO RIFLE!" Counter gget's crushed and everyone else dies from the blast.

 

[dalek sec]

I glide into the fray, my beam weapon blasting everything in sight.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mr. Mudkip jumps on Dalek's back-ish region and plants a charge.

 

[Sam G]

I plug a lamp into the wall, switch it on, smash the bulb and stab the still-sparking end into Mudkip.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I shoot fire at Sam G. Then eat his babies and his wife.

 

[Sam G]

"You... You monster!" I yell, and, still aflame, I charge at Bloody and stab him many times all over his body with a fountain pen. I deliberately miss his vital areas, as I'm unwilling to allow him the mercy of death.

 

[LeonLethality]

This seems interesting...
*Punches Sam G in the face*
Am I doing it right?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp throws a chair at Bloody Thoughts.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Catches chair and starts running at Pimp yelling, "YOU TURNED MY WIFE INTO A HOE!"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

JET YARI! (Yari=spear in japanese.) *Jumps high kick kicks hard with both rubber les, they shoot out at hypersonic speed and pierce through BT's head and it explodes.*

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

-silent protagonst takes a breath and seems to be about to say something before he sign-languages "IN THE NAME OF MEANINGLESS BATTLE!" and stabs Fury though the next with Katana-

 

[NeoAC]

Neo duct tapes a headset blaring Heidi Motag's CD onto the silent protagonist, cuasing him to commit seppuku to stop the pain.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

As soon as the bar fights starts I get hit by a big drunk guy in the back of the head. I fall down get up do a jump kick in the guys face and go Northern Saolin Street Brawler on everyone. But alas six people take me down.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

*Geass* I command you all to die!

i win!

 

[LeonLethality]

*respawns*
I have multiple lives *points to lives*
*Fires fully charged X Buster at Lelouch*