Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

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LeonLethality

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I fly back from the punch full of pain.
After flying in to a table I pick it up and throw it at mudkip.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Gomu Gomu no Jet Muchi (Muchi=Whip) to Leon's mouth. *I stretched a legg out and swung it hard and it hit him in the mouth. That's Gomu Gomu no Jet Muchi.*
 

Pimppeter2

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Pimp stands up wobbly after taking a couple to the head, then proceeds to violently stab Jedoro
 

mcgroobber

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*takes spear thrown from fury is me out of my face and throws it at mr mudkip, it however bounces of riot shield and goes straight into bofus teefus's leg*
 

Bofus Teefus

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*pulls out spear with a look of disbelief*

You speared me in the damn leg, you bastard!

*throws a fork straight into mcgroobber's eye and vanishes to get his secret weapon...*
 

DragonofDecay86

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Pyroguy86 walks silently in the bar and grabs a beer bottle, drinks the whole thing in one gulp, and smashes the bottle down on Bofus Teefus.
 

Bofus Teefus

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*hadoukens a hole through pyroguy86's chest*
 

mcgroobber

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says to bofus teefus, i didn't mean to im sorry it bounced, now take the fork out of my eye,

use your healing powers on it PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

*does this while punching the floor thinking it to be mudkips riot shield* (this is because its hard to see with a fork in ones eye)
 

Bofus Teefus

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*pulls the fork out of mcgroobber's eye and heals the eye*

Sorry, my son. I forgive thee, but this is The Ultimate Barfight, and if you get hit...

*shoves fork back in mcgroobber's eye*

...then you get hit.
 

mcgroobber

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rips fork from eye, decides that letting others heal you is for pussies, heals myself, grabs bofus teefus,


no, then YOU get hit!!!!!!!!


FALCO PUNCH
 

Bofus Teefus

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*picks himself up*

You...you learn well...

*grabs decorative 9 iron off of the wall, blesses it, and hits mcgroobber in the head with a heavenly swing*
 

mcgroobber

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you... you are quite the master as well

*levitates and shoots lightning from left hand while drinking coca cola with right hand*

the lightning hurts many but because of bofus's ability to prove himself in the field of battle, the lightning spares him
 

mcgroobber

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*once again heals self, turns around, *

you dare shoot me in the back instead of face me like a man

*hands him beer*

why fight man we can be friends, JUST KIDDING

*smashes the mug into leons teeth*
 

LeonLethality

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Leon Punches groobber in the face as revenge and dives behind a table to seek shelter from the bullets.