Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[mcgroobber]

pulls out deagle and fires at leon, combined with the fire from pimp, the result left leon riddled

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon uses a sub tank to refill her HP followed by a fully charged shot from the X buster at pimp and groober then runs for better cover.

 

[mcgroobber]

*recovers from the shots from leon

decides leon went too far,

*grabs the stool by bar and swings, leon dodges, but i throw the stool long enough to stun, i pull a semtex chuck it and it sticks

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon takes a minute to google semtex
Leon teleports away in fear
Leon appears on the other side of the bar taking cover

 

[mcgroobber]

*mcgroobber realizes that teleporting will do no good because the semtex will teleport as well still stuck to leon, laughs and watches leon blow up

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon's arm flies off while the rest of her is unscathed
"Hey I needed that!"
Leon beats groobber with her detached arm before re attaching it.

 

[mcgroobber]

* mcgroobber laughs because its quite funny to get slapped with an unattached arm the grabs the newly reattached arm and throws it out the window

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon goes to get arm while cursing heavily

 

[mcgroobber]

*laughs like santa and proceeds to punch others in bar

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip jumps on his back and shoots him in the head.

 

[mcgroobber]

damn it why do people keep shooting me in the back of the head?

*has to sit in corner sulkily and wait for it to heal

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon comes back in still cursing as she re attaches her arm
Sees mudkip and readies the mudkip cannon again
Leon fires the mudkip cannon at groobber

We keep shooting here because the back of the head is a squishy weak point and a great place for a sucker punch.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

*grabs Bofus Teefus and hits Leon with him*

 

[mcgroobber]

thanks clogged donkey for giving my back of head time to heal

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon gets annoyed with being hit by Jesus
Leon readies a nova strike

 

[mcgroobber]

*slaps leon in back of head

 

[Random Argument Man]

RAM uses his random gun and rolls a 20. SUPER MEGA ICERAY OF DOOM ON Mcgroober!

 

[mcgroobber]

*is frozen

 

[CloggedDonkey]

*shatters back of Mc. Groobers head with monkey wrench*

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Donkeh!

*rips off CloggedDonkey's left leg and beats Leon to a bloody pulp with it*

..........

*shoots mcgroobber in the back of the head*