Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[mcgroobber]

WHY the hell do people keep going after the back of my head

*cries softly

 

[CloggedDonkey]

*whistles* come on in, Scroungy!

*a man in a wheelchair holding a fully automatic shotgun is wheeled in, he starts to fire into the crowd*

 

[mcgroobber]

*rolls behind bar to avoid the shooting

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon gets back up while in a great deal of pain
Leon throws a barstool at Teefus

 

[mcgroobber]

*gets up and swears at others in bar, then hits clogged donkey in face

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon joins in on the beating of Donkey's face.

 

[mcgroobber]

now that there are two beating his face, donkey collapses

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon looks at donkey's collapsed body and then looks at groobber...
Leon starts beating on groobber

 

[Fury Is Me.]

GIGANTO ONO TO LEON. (I don't need to tell which part it hit, all of him was crushed.)

 

[mcgroobber]

cries because i thought leon and i were on the same team

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon crawls out of whatever the hell crushed him cursing heavier than ever
It's hard to crush a reploid you know!
Leon proceeds to open fire a array of weapons at Dispelga

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(I'M NOT DISPELGA ANYMORE DAMNIT! Plus, you got crushed because I inflated the mone marrow in my arm because i'm amde of rubber, and using my rubber power, shot my foot up into the air so I could slam my foot on you, then moved the air in my inflated arm though the bones in my body and to my foot, and because the rest of my foot was still hard rubber, and not inflated, you were crushed by my awesome power, girth, and momentum.)

I shoot Leon in the face.

 

[LeonLethality]

I've been crushed by worse! (seriously X has and you're still Dispelga to me)
Leon Recoils in pain from being shot in the face and proceeds to use Pimp as a human shield to get to cover

 

[The Infinite]

The Infinite falls through the roof onto Leon and Pimp. "I am the god of hellfire!" Sets Leon and Pimp on fire and prances around dodging the other attacks in the bar.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip stares at the Infinite and divides by zero, creating a clone that fights the other one.

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon fires the patented Mudkip Cannon X at the flaming pimp.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dr.suess looks in the door and decides to go to a diffrent pub.....
What the hell "BAR FIGHT!!!" *knocked out cold*

 

[LeonLethality]

GRAMPS! WHYYYYYY?!
Leon fires Mudkip at the Infinite clone out of rage destroying the Infinite clone

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

goddamnit, Leon, we are not a team! HYDRO PUMP!

 

[CounterAttack]

I stab Mudkip in the face and wonder where the Pimp's gone.
[sub]Largely because I submitted a character for his Oblivion RP.[/sub]