Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[The Infinite]

Appears in the wall behind Leon and pulls her into the darkness. Jumps out of the darkness and throws in a pipe bomb. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

 

[Tiny116]

*Sneaks up behind infinite*
*force shove into hole*
*dives back behind bar*
KRABOOM

 

[Jedoro]

*pulls out sawed-off shotgun, fires both barrels at Tiny116*

 

[LeonLethality]

Leon jumps out of the portal throwing knives in every direction

 

[Tiny116]

aw damn...*flatlines*
Respawn in
5
4
3
2
1
Ting
*Force lightining*
*Interesting chain effect with knives occurs*

 

[Bofus Teefus]

*pokes self to make sure he's no longer goo*

You guys are so freaking dead it's not even fun- Oooh! Peanuts!

*starts eating peanuts as the fight goes on*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Gum Gum Jet Whip to Tiny, Tiny's back breaks in half.

 

[The Infinite]

Picks up the bartender and uses him as a shield to get close to Fury. Then proceeds to bash his face in with the bartender.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm made of rubber, so physical, blunt attacks don't work at all. I just Gum Gum Jet Pistol the Infinite in the face.

 

[The Infinite]

Is blasted back from the attack. Chooses to give up on Fury and focus his attacks on Tiny. EAT BARTENDER!

 

[Tiny116]

*respawned*
NOM
*Crack*
Damn he broke my tooth!
*Zworng*
Lightsaber slices and dices fury into small pencil erasers
*forcepush*
Infinite takes a flying lessons
*Pours liqour over fury pieces*
*strikes match*
WOOSH
No more fury.

 

[The Infinite]

"Ow. Ok ok I'll put you back now old man. I need a drink anyways." Places the bartender back and gets a bottle of the good stuff. "Tiny you want a drink? I'm paying"

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Respawns.
Sticks thumb in mouth.
Inflates bone marrow in arm to huge sizes.
Readies a Gum Gum Rifle.
Moves the air into fist.
GIGANTO RIFLE!
(It hurts more because,1. since i'm entirely made of rubber, the rest of me is just as hard as the bone, plus it's just the hollow bone marrow. And two, It now has more mass and is travelling at the same speed as a normal Gum Gum Rifle.)

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip jumps on Fury's head and bites down.

 

[Sky Captanio]

Sky Captanio walks in (already drunk) and asks Cuthberton for his seat. Then punches him in the face.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp sneaks up on Cuthberton and flicks his ear

 

[Tiny116]

@infinite of course lets get roaring drunk
*decapitates fury with lightsaber*
(A lightsaber owns everything but a deathstar my friend XD)
*Pulls mudkip off of fury*
you need to get drunk to squirt!
*Throws mudkip at infinite*

 

[The Infinite]

"HOLY CRAP MY OWN POKEMON!" Exclaims TI Loudly.
He then conjures up a dark ball and tried to capture the Mudkip.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mudkip kicks the ball at TI.