Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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"Ow" The Infinite says with a rather monotone voice, before taking his barstool and smashing it in the Jedi's face. He then takes the new bottle of whiskey and runs around the bar drinking it up.
Enraged by Tiny's kill stealing ways, Necron throws his staff, bouncing it off Tiny's head.
He then turns back to Bloody, using the knives on his left hand to quickly flay the skin off his body.
Necron rises, wearing the skin as a cloak, and faces Tiny, just in time to see Tiny deflect a barstool with his face.
"Foulest Majicks, wielded by the most corrupt of individuals."
Necron leaps towards Tiny, His staff leading the way with a thrust towards the face.
He then turns back to Bloody, using the knives on his left hand to quickly flay the skin off his body.
Necron rises, wearing the skin as a cloak, and faces Tiny, just in time to see Tiny deflect a barstool with his face.
"Foulest Majicks, wielded by the most corrupt of individuals."
Necron leaps towards Tiny, His staff leading the way with a thrust towards the face.
Leon throws a barrel bomb at Tiny and then throws a burning knive at the barrel right in front of Tiny causing it to explode before Tiny has the chance to swat it away.
Pimp gets up and steals the bartenders martini, and breaks it over Leons head while huming the golden girls theme song.
Leon baffled and infuriated at the Pimp's choice of music tackles him and throws him at Infinite.
The Infinite recoils as Pimp crashes into him. "Damn you Leon, you made me drop my drink!" He shouts from across the room. Picking Pimp up he hurls him in the general direction of Leon, rather light headed from the affect of his drink.
Leon hugs mudkip and then performs a hydro pump knife storm on Infinite.
Seeing the pimp fly over head she laughs at the drunken aim of infinite.
Seeing the pimp fly over head she laughs at the drunken aim of infinite.
After beating Tiny in the face for several minutes with no noticeable results, Necron turns to observe the goings on of Pimp, Leon and Infinite.
Seeing an opening, he teleports behind Leon for an attack, which backfires slightly as Pimp crashes down directly on top of him.
"It's going to be one of those days. And you've totally ruined my Bloody skin cloak!"
With that he starts swinging his staff wildly, aiming for Leon's head, and Pimps head, and just generally any head that's within wild swinging distance.
Seeing an opening, he teleports behind Leon for an attack, which backfires slightly as Pimp crashes down directly on top of him.
"It's going to be one of those days. And you've totally ruined my Bloody skin cloak!"
With that he starts swinging his staff wildly, aiming for Leon's head, and Pimps head, and just generally any head that's within wild swinging distance.
Thrown back by the vicious attack The Infinite becomes further disoriented. "hhuuhh" He says in a dazed and drunken stupor, before slumping to the ground to fall alseep.
Leon aims Mudkip in the direction of Necron blasting him away with a hyper beam in self defence.
The sound of the Hyper Beam is enough to wake The Infinite from his stupor. Yet still groggy all the while. He pulls up a seat and lights the candle on the table with hellfire not knowing how fast it would spread due to his drunkenness. Soon most of the bar is engulfed in fire.
Leon squeezes a hydro pump out of Mudkip to douse the fire. and slaps Infinite out of his drunkenness.
Leon casts level 5 death on Axle who has posts at a multiple of 5 at the moment instantly killing him.
Leon overwhelmed by her not stabbing anyone in so long and hearing stabs from Tiny snaps and stabs everyone in the bar.