Unskippable: Arc Rise Fantasia

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Reynard Wrecce

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"Be strong"
"Be pointy"
"...okay."

Efulgent Vanguard!

Fantastic job guys. I wish you could do a JRPG every week. But would that be cruel & unusual punishment?
 

EchetusXe

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wtf were they doing all night after the dragon disappeared but before the Sun came up?
 

bificommander

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mjc0961 said:
Okay, seriously. Somebody explain to me why the Japanese have such massive hard-ons for boats that fly instead of sail and boys with swords almost as big or bigger than they are. DOES NOT COMPUTE.
I'm with you on the swords, but those airships were pretty cool. Of course, waiting for the dragons to land on board and then engaging them in melee-combat... not so cool. Couldn't they make a game where you just get to fight with the giant air ships, and screw the swords? Something like a Total war game in a standard JRPG world... I'd play that.

And I never played this game, but it seemed pretty obvious that the dragon's corpse was about to go ka-boom, and that the weird girl saved him from becomming a cinder. (Hey, another reason why fighting those things in melee, not to mention letting him land on your frigging airship that's keeping you in the air is a very bad idea.)

And yeah, I actually found what they were saying worse than how they were saying it. Or rather, what they weren't saying. Like explaining what to each other what they were doing. Instead we get the most forced transition between a cutscene of a somewhat epic battle to a quest of walking through a forest I've ever seen. Where, presumably, they'll encounter bats and rabits that are a match for the guy that killed a dragon and survived a multi-mile fall. All for a girl he didn't bother to ask if she WANTS to go to this town.
 

SFR

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Wow... How did they make the voice acting and dialogue so awful? They must have been trying.
 

KingKamor

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Ugh, my friend told me that this game was fun but had shit voice acting... boy was he right about the voice acting... Just... ugh. I didn't think that voice acting was even CAPABLE of getting this bad. Damn it, dubbing companies! I thought that we were done with the dark ages of dubbing and had moved on to actually, hell I dunno, GOOD dubs? I mean, good lord, did these guys even listen to themselves during those recording sessions?

I am very. VERY disappoint.
 

Narfo

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I almost didn't make it through this one. The writing and voice-acting was so god-awful.
 

WorldCritic

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So in this game do dragons just explode when they die? That seems like a good way to guarantee that everyone in the war dies.
 

majormaple

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You guys rock, I watch your video each week without fail! Your review was ENTIRELY more fun than the game itself (as is often the case, since you have a penchant for reviewing some bad games). Looking forward to next week already!
 

samsonguy920

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I've had cutscenes so long back in the day that the screen saver would cut in.
"This cutscene is so long and boring we have decided to show you this flying toaster."
 

lucky_sharm

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There was a Mythbusters episode on jumping off something at the last minute? Can anyone link me or give me the name of this episode?
 

Seamus8

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"And for the ninth plague, God got serious..."

"Whatever Felburst is..."
"It fell and then it burst."

"With great force and at high velocity. It was awesome."

"Hymn magic?"
"No her magic"


Paul had 3 of my 4 laugh outburst moments? Whoa that never happens!
 

SandroTheMaster

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Case in point, I thought that in the post-credits you naming more JRPG titles examples instead of just making them up. They seemed legit JRPG titles to me.
 

SturmDolch

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Nice. That guy in there reminds me of this actor I hate... Logan Lerman [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0503567/]. Actually... I think there might be another actor that looks like this guy. Whatever. Point is, they all have very annoying faces and voices.