Unskippable: Bayonetta

[GrinningManiac]

Interesting note: Anyone else think "Abba" when she jumped through the purple hoop in that catsuit?

Now, where was I? Oh yeah:

[HEADING=2]WHAT IN ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY WAS THAT?

GOOD CHRIST ON EARTH THAT WAS ODD[/HEADING]

Something is wrong with this game, and it's not just the "Japanese=weird" factor

Clothes splitting suggestively in THOSE EXACT AREAS? What is GOING ON?!

I'm so scared and confused right now, can anyone help? What the hell WAS THAT!?

 

[anthony87]

Am I overly optimistic for assuming all of that starts making sense later in the game?

It does. Want me to explain it now?

Ah, another Bayonetta fan I take it?

 

[mexicola]

Not their best work, yet it's still quite good.

"We heard you the first time" loved it.

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

that cut scene made my head hurt.
I can only imagine wht the rest of the games like... i never wanted to play it til now!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Am I overly optimistic for assuming all of that starts making sense later in the game?

It does. Want me to explain it now?

Ah, another Bayonetta fan I take it?

Played demo. Ran out and got it day one of release.

 

[Nikajo]

Enjoyed that shame about the game. Lots of people seem to love it but to be honest it just leaves me feeling "meh" everytime. The music is awful....

 

[jcm0791]

Awesome job as always guys!

Was I the only one who, at the end, thought "Wow, has Sailor Moon fallen on hard times and is turning tricks?"

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Nicely done. "Punch you in the face" makes a good substitution for just about anything a main character says in a spectacle fighter.

 

[anthony87]

Am I overly optimistic for assuming all of that starts making sense later in the game?

It does. Want me to explain it now?

Ah, another Bayonetta fan I take it?

Played demo. Ran out and got it day one of release.

I'm the same. Except I never played the demo. I just bought it knowing it was going to be awesome.

 

[Eric the Orange]

I liked Bullet Witch more than this one for some reason and that one had zombie soldiers.

Well they do pull off the man scarf quite well.

 

[historybuff]

Oh my God, what a ridiculous looking game. Although, I totally agree--if that Italian gangster guy would have ended up being the main character, that could have been potentially hilarious.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

That was hilarious.

I really liked the game but that intro cinematic is really, REALLY bad.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Oh my God, what a ridiculous looking game. Although, I totally agree--if that Italian gangster guy would have ended up being the main character, that could have been potentially hilarious.

If by ridiculous, you mean ridiculously fun, then totally. But yeah...that plot was batshit crazy.

 

[AngelSword]

God damn it. No videos are working. I get that "StreamNotFound" error on everything.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Those legs are ungodly long. *Shudders in a very sickened manner*

Also.. someone want to tell me.. what exactly.. happened in that scene..?

I'm so lost.

 

[Vestsao]

Haha that was hilarious!

 

[razerdoh]

huh, it's broken for me and i can't watch it

same! fix nao pl0x!

 

[dalek sec]

It's a weird cutscene but it's a fun game.

 

[Sodoff]

That game looks like it blows? and the grapcis looked really really old?

and what was the point of that whole scene?

meh.. Good Video

MAAANLY HAAAA!

 

[Dragoniangirl]

huh, it's broken for me and i can't watch it

same! fix nao pl0x!

Ditto. T^T