Unskippable: Stormrise

[Graham_LRR]

Stormrise

Firestorms erupt all over the world, and our only hope is a frozen guy.

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[Antidamacus]

What is the right corporate image?

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Oh god. I heard that game was horrid. Now I know it is.

 

[Mr Companion]

I see they thought the emo was so important he should have his own battle walker... and stasis chamber.

 

[Lost In The Void]

That was great, you raised some interesting points, how bad would it be with waking up from Cryo sleep, and why do we all seem to have the praying mantis dream, its ruining school for me

 

[Toasty Virus]

This game was awful

It was SO BAD that I was 56 on the world leaderboards

Noone played it....ever......

I feel dirty

 

[sephiroth1991]

"Right corporate image" ha best line

I also liked the mech joke

 

[capacollo]

Good episode. Havent played but Ill take everyones advice on how bad it was. Yah what is up with the small text!

 

[Hammith]

Out of all the cutscenes you've lambasted so far, that one was by far the worst. It's like someone took 5 or 6 different plots and tossed them in a blender or something.

 

[Mr. Socky]

Somehow, Stormrise never managed to catch my interest. Now I'm so interested, I feel that I just really need to repeatedly make fun of it. Forever.

 

[AvsJoe]

Woooow. Just woooooowwww... this is a straight-up *terrible* opening cutscene! Holy cow it was horrid! Graham and Paul did their best at mocking it but I could not get my head past just how awful this scene was!

But now I want a pepperoni pizza with feta cheese. Oh that sounds tasty!

 

[ssgt splatter]

Well, that was forgetable, both the game and the video. Sorry guys but this one actually failed to even make me crack a smile.

 

[spinachwrap]

Wikipedia tells me this is an RTS? That cutscene was not at all informative.

 

[Toasty Virus]

Somehow, Stormrise never managed to catch my interest. Now I'm so interested, I feel that I just really need to repeatedly make fun of it. Forever.

Don't play it. Seriously it's horrible

 

[chaosd1]

I'm still trying to figure out what this game is about.

I mean, are you fighting the firestorms? Maybe battling the people who apparently (and very calmly) burnt to a crisp?

The line about people being fine with not going into Cyro-Sleep as long as they didn't have to burn to death was hilarious.

 

[LeonLethality]

Waking up to Gilbert Gottfried would give me mixed feelings of terror and joy.

 

[Stabby Joe]

I vaguely remember this game, saw a preview before its release thinking this might be interesting, a year later and I had forgotten all about it until I casually breezed by its rather pathetic reviews.

 

[Jared]

Hehe. have not heard from this game in ages.

Although from what I read it was really...bad XD

Great job =D

 

[Eric the Orange]

That's the worst case of Dead Rising Syndrome (or DRS for you cool acronym people) I've ever seen.