Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[Meanmoose]

I have a sword hanging on the wall XD Not very sharp, but it's heavy and pointy so it will do

 

[6urk17s]

For some weird reason, a have a sink by my leg, so i guess im okay in case of a burglar attack.

 

[The Gnome King]

Your home is now under attack by burglars. Use whatever is in the room with the device you are reading this on.

I would attempt to attach broadheads to my arrows but sadly it takes me about two minutes to assemble one. So I guess could use the sharp edge of my keyboard as a weapon.

I wouldn't have to protect myself, my crack team of 5 killer felines (read: ninja-trained housecats) would make short work of anyone who meant my family or I harm.

Yup. Crack-team of killer cats.

Yup.

 

[Ulvai]

I have Azerbaijan dagger by my PC.

 

[Jandau]

A saber and a scimitar. I'd say I'm set for even a small zombie outbreak...

 

[figday]

i got my man fists! them burglars went in the wrong room..

 

[Baneat]

A rifle

Yeah np.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I've got a metal stick, a hammer, some screwdrivers, and a cat. Bring it on.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I guess my Swiss Army Knife is ideal although chances are the burgler would use my knife against me. I opted into using my wireless keyboard (it's old and dusty so it a good excuse to get a new one after it got busted up) or using my fold out chair.

 

[StormShaun]

Myself and my fists the best combo for a nuclear war....asuming if im made out of dimonds and that guns dont hurt as much like in Fallout 3, also upgrade my unarmed until it is 100....yeh im set.

 

[run_forrest_run]

I have a massive Bass guitar in my room so those burglars better get out.

 

[Veldel]

I own 10+ swords and dozens of knifes I think whoever trys to rob me is gona get hurt <_<



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[googleback]

There's a seashell with jagged edges that fits perfectly in my hand on the mantle piece.

COME AT ME BRO!

 

[Alon Shechter]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/570246989_daf3e87ff3.jpg
Only mine has strings on it.

 

[Communist partisan]

I got a sound system so I'll kill them with Ride of the Valkyries at loudest volume.

 

[Dogstile]

I can use one of the various sharp objects in here, or I could grab my paintball gun.

Shoot the shit out of them, hit em with the buttstock. I've done it before, but to a friend. It apparently hurts like hell

 

[MGlBlaze]

I have four swords to choose from, one of which (a side-sword) I have recently sharpened to a point where it's actually pretty frighteneing. I also have a buckler up here.

Bring it on.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Distract them with my Master Chief bobblehead and then hit them with my lava lamp.

Failing that, I'll throw all of my Magic: The Gathering cards in their face to give me enough time to grab my BB gun.

Nerd Fu: the art of nerdy self-defense

 

[Scorpianhead]

Screwdriver to the temple or grab my survival knife and cut open there throats then call the cops.