Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

[Altaria87]

Well, I have a Hambo (three foot) staff literally right next to me. And the model Wakizashi may scare someone off. And, if I need something sharp, there's always scissors and a stapler. Plus, if I can find them, about six darts.

 

[TyrunnAlberyn]

Two-handed warhammer. I think whoever wants to try to hurt me or rob me or whatever is welcome, but one hit on any body part means bones will break.

 

[Ellen of Kitten]

*looks around...*
Folding chair, I choose you!
We're going WWF in this mutha!
(that's right. WWF. Old school.)

 

[z3rostr1fe]

Heavy-duty Mic Boom! Yeah! Blunt objects FTW!

 

[ProtoChimp]

There are these 5 weird glass stand things with candles inside but they are fucking heavy and the edges are ridiculuosly sharp so I could probably knock out or even kill them with those.

Also

I'm a room with a longsword, four daggers, and various sewing implements (razor sharp scissors, needles, rotary cutters). If someone came in here, they'd be in a bad, bad way.

I have two swords. One's blunt as hell but a slab of iron upside one's head will certainly hurt.

GOD DAAAAAAAAMN Ponies be packin'!

 

[spartandude]

Swiss Knife

 

[Mcupobob]

Fuck all I have is my gun, and my swords, knifes, scissors , bat, and folding chair. Thats all, I'll have to make due I guess.

 

[OctoH]

Shotgun. Failing that, handgun. Failing that (for whatever reason), knives.

 

[Eddy-16]

Haha, I'd love to see a burgler fight against a kettle full of boiling water.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Large Kitchen Knife.

What? I keep one in my desk at all times. I also keep my small pocket knife in my, well, pocket always.

 

[JochemDude]

Feel the wrath of my bass guitar

 

[Exocet]

I have couple bottles of beer,ready to be used as low velocity,shrapnel-producing projectiles or transformed instantly into makeshift shivs.
If that fails,I'll use a broomstick to intimidate my opponent with some stick fu.

As a last ditch effort,I could use my guitar as a dual purpose weapon.At first,I would attempt to make his ears explode with awesome(let a man dream will you?) rock,and should that fail,you it as a club.An expensive club.

 

[snakeakaossi]

Luckily I am replacing my kitchen tap and it just happens to lay around my desk while I'm typing this. Those burglars will never know what hit 'em

 

[Knusper]

Two empty bottles of beer. If they were full I guess I could just give them to the burglars to make therm go away.

 

[EGtodd09]

5Kg Epiphone SG (Solid Guitar) electric guitar should do nicely. Actually first I'd use my homemade lantern from ages ago, its also about 5Kg and has sharp wooden edges and small glass panes.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I have a bottle of lovely Shiraz Grenache ... but I'd rather drink it than waste it smashing a cretin over the head with it.

 

[theartknife]

looking around the room, i've got a golf club, two hammers, various scalpels and craft knives, a solid body electric guitar, several pairs of scissors, an empty wine bottle and various lengths of wood and metal. I could tool up a whole gang in here.

 

[Sparkytheyetti]

hmmmmmm..........OH 6 30rnd mags and my assault rifle. I make it very clear that my house is protected by cleaning my rifle with my garage door open all the time. So generally theirs a black rifle sitting on a vise block once a week in open site.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

My guitar, Dead Rising style.

 

[GeneWard]

A footlong machete I keep under my bed lest I ever need to defend myself