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Ryank1908

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Where the fuck are you guys getting all these weapons from?

I'm in England, and I can't afford to spend money on ornaments like swords, so the best i've got is a can of Raid fly killer and a lighter. Good enough, I'd say...
 

KingofallCosmos

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Well I got practically one big room, so..
How bout this pre '50s 200 pound fridge? I could always hide in it in case of nuclear fallout..

naah, I'll just get out my trusty
 

Anjel

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Ryank1908 said:
Where the fuck are you guys getting all these weapons from?

I'm in England, and I can't afford to spend money on ornaments like swords, so the best i've got is a can of Raid fly killer and a lighter. Good enough, I'd say...
Also in England... swap you your can of Raid for my hole punch?
 

Koeryn

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Well, about 12" directly under me is a Remington 700. In a little less than a minute, I can have her loaded up, with spare rounds in her stock loops, maybe one or two in my off hand. I'd also probably tuck either my Swedish Mora, or my combat knife into my pants just so I'd have them if I needed them. Ballistic goggles are actually on my head right now (they double as sunglasses), and I've got some awesome ear protection that doesn't distort low-decibel sound, so I'm still capable of hearing.

Which is important, if you're shooting a 165grn .30-06 indoors. Or the 180s. Or the 150s. At this range, it really doesn't matter which box I grab lol

Now, I normally would be loathe to use .30-06 indoors (Can we say 'over penetration'?), but since I'm located upstairs, I'd be shooting down. I'd be putting holes in my pretty tile or wooden flooring, but I wouldn't be as worried about accidentally putting holes in my neighbors houses. Or cars. or neighbors.


If for some arbitrary reason we're not allowed to use guns (Threads have been like that before): Do I start with guitars, martial arts trophies, knives, sword, bokken? or the crowbar and 100ft of rope that are hanging off the head of my bed?

(If you're wondering why I've got all these things at hand: I'm paranoid, and it's my bedroom. Where ELSE would I keep them?)
 

Thimblefoot

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Well I have a hot mug of tea, guess I could thow it in their face before grabbing my bowl of cereal and smashing it over their heads. In fact, using my can of Chaos Black primer would be very effective.
 

Johnny Impact

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CrazyCapnMorgan said:
Hmmm, eighteen swords of varying descriptions (my most favorite being the two-handed devilish bastard sword), a crescent hand axe, a lamp, a craptastic ton of Heroclix, thousands upon thousands of collectible trading cards, 2 lighters, 2 stuffed teddy bears and a bottle of lube.

I think I'm well prepared.
Go with the lube. Wave it at him, point at the label, waggle your eyebrows. He'll run away.
 

Johnny Impact

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I've got a hanbo next to the door. In theory I should be able to crack/poke/twist him with it seven or eight times before he knows what's going on.
 

Thimblefoot

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farmerboy219 said:
lol looks like i'm a dead man http://twitpic.com/4ofwth
Hmm...I'm not so sure, you could easily bribe the robbers with the sweet, sweet taste of Ben and Jerry's, more valuable than any TV.
 

toastmaster2k8

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20+ guns ( Favorite being the Kimber 1911 +2 extended mag), 2 Bows, Cooking knives ( About 50+ of them) A Black lab German Shepard mix, 4 very large boxes of ammo, a good sized fire extinguisher. KA-BAR and some finger nail clippers with the little sharp thing that comes out.
 

exdeadman

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Blunt katana, but still it's heavy enough to slap with
Airsoft gun, 300 fps with a 60 foot ER
At least 4 different tall lamps with glass tops
A few chairs
Pencils, pens, cords, remote controls, a small trampoline
And a small dog for good measure
 

Ryank1908

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Anjel said:
Ryank1908 said:
Where the fuck are you guys getting all these weapons from?

I'm in England, and I can't afford to spend money on ornaments like swords, so the best i've got is a can of Raid fly killer and a lighter. Good enough, I'd say...
Also in England... swap you your can of Raid for my hole punch?
Or potentially we could combine them to make a poisoned hole punch, lethal only to flies and wasps. We are defending ourselves from insects in this thread, right? Good. We're set. Let's team up.
 

Azmael Silverlance

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Digi7 said:
A katana ;)

Them burglars be fucked.
I remember a case of some guy killing a burglar with his katana....you can be part 2 :D

Personally id use the fan that i use to chill myself in the hot australian days...(which is all the time)