Well, about 12" directly under me is a Remington 700. In a little less than a minute, I can have her loaded up, with spare rounds in her stock loops, maybe one or two in my off hand. I'd also probably tuck either my Swedish Mora, or my combat knife into my pants just so I'd have them if I needed them. Ballistic goggles are actually on my head right now (they double as sunglasses), and I've got some awesome ear protection that doesn't distort low-decibel sound, so I'm still capable of hearing.
Which is important, if you're shooting a 165grn .30-06 indoors. Or the 180s. Or the 150s. At this range, it really doesn't matter which box I grab lol
Now, I normally would be loathe to use .30-06 indoors (Can we say 'over penetration'?), but since I'm located upstairs, I'd be shooting down. I'd be putting holes in my pretty tile or wooden flooring, but I wouldn't be as worried about accidentally putting holes in my neighbors houses. Or cars. or neighbors.
If for some arbitrary reason we're not allowed to use guns (Threads have been like that before): Do I start with guitars, martial arts trophies, knives, sword, bokken? or the crowbar and 100ft of rope that are hanging off the head of my bed?
(If you're wondering why I've got all these things at hand: I'm paranoid, and it's my bedroom. Where ELSE would I keep them?)