Useless Superpower

[prince_xedar]

what is your useless superpower?

Mine is the ability to make people adhere to stereotypes

 

[Flailing Escapist]

The ability to smell in the dark would be pretty useless.

 

[OverweightWhale]

The power to cook a hot pocket with my mind, but it stays frozen in the middle.

 

[Kahunaburger]

Really, a lot of the stock ones (controlling fire, telekinesis, etc.) would be pretty useless in everyday life haha. Unless you were a firefighter or a solider or something.

 

[Matt_LRR]

The ability to fly, but only while on board an aircraft.

-m

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Really, a lot of the stock ones (controlling fire, telekinesis, etc.) would be pretty useless in everyday life haha. Unless you were a firefighter or a solider or something.

I disagree, I think obesely overweight people would absolutely adore telekinesis

 

[Tibs]

The ability to gain weight if you weigh over 300 pounds.

 

[LFC Scouser]

The ability to fly that only works underwater

 

[3rd rung]

The ability to read peoples mind only when walking up or down stairs

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Really, a lot of the stock ones (controlling fire, telekinesis, etc.) would be pretty useless in everyday life haha. Unless you were a firefighter or a solider or something.

I don't know. I would never get up again if I could lift shit with my mind.

OT: The ability to talk to ants. Just talk to, not control.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

To Sing!!! in space....

 

[Nami nom noms]

Invisibility that only works on people with their eyes shut

 

[Kahunaburger]

Really, a lot of the stock ones (controlling fire, telekinesis, etc.) would be pretty useless in everyday life haha. Unless you were a firefighter or a solider or something.

I disagree, I think obesely overweight people would absolutely adore telekinesis

Haha, the Baron Harkonnen method

 

[Grathius22]

The ability to fall asleep during exciting moments which you wish to stay awake for.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

Sing! underwater.....

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

Are you talking about that one part in Fairly Odd Parents when Timmy's Dad's super power is to turn into a bucket of water?

 

[TheSaw]

Tree powers activate!


(Only video I could find of it, even if it isn't the asdf version)

 

[FalloutJack]

I am a mouse tree!

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

I have the power to critique advertisements with a straight face.