Useless Superpower

[MadCapMunchkin]

Being invisible while playing the trombone? ...no, that's been done...

Uh. How about being about to talk to fish, but only in the desert...

 

[redisforever]

The ability to change the color of your piss.

That sounds like fun! I actually want rainbow piss now.

 

[Caverat]

The ability to communicate with plants. Useless. What interesting thing would grass have to say?

 

[Lekonua]

The ability to travel into the future at the rate of 1 second per second.

 

[Zenn3k]

The ability to talk to fish

 

[crop52]

Knocking down trees, but only if there's nobody around to hear it,

 

[SeaCalMaster]

The ability to grow my fingernails quickly.

 

[kaveradeo]

Being invisible while playing the trombone? ...no, that's been done...

Uh. How about being about to talk to fish, but only in the desert...

You could just say the ability to talk to fish /aquaman sucks./

 

[teebeeohh]

i can turn invisible while wearing a gimp suit

 

[Joseph Valdez]

I instantly thought of this

 

[JDLY]

The ability to communicate with plants. Useless. What interesting thing would grass have to say?

Probably something like "Quit stepping on me you f***er!"

 

[mysecondlife]

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

wonder twins.. I believe.


Power to dampen things when you touch it seems useless.. Like that guy from Dr. Horrible.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

The ability to breathe water- only while inside of a submarine.

 

[SuperNova221]

The ability to combust. Yourself.

 

[Dr Sauce]

Reminds me of a discution of super-zero names:
-Slighty out of reach Man (with the power to not quite be in arms length of something)
-Captain Oblivious (with the power to never know whats happening)
-Bystander Boy (with the power to look on at the action)

 

[Atticus89]

The ability to turn things into chocolate with a single touch.

 

[Adventurer2626]

With the ability to choose to do nothing, (with the restriction that I can't choose to not respire, require food for energy, halt my internal processes or anything else we normally have no control over) I am...Mediocre Man! *epic hero pose*

 

[captaincabbage]

The ability to shoot pencils from your ears.

 

[GreyKnight3445]

Aqua man

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[Swarles]

The ability to make random pop-culture references from East Jesus Nowhere while on forums. Quickly, First person to correctly guess the reference gets a cookie.