Useless Superpower

[Nouw]

The ability to laugh in space. Cookie for reference.

The ability to smell in the dark would be pretty useless.

Not if you're an animal.

 

[mcnally86]

The ability to smell in the dark would be pretty useless.

Wait do you smell things in the dark. Or are you like a ninja that smells worse depending on how dark out is is. Like reverse stealth mode.

 

[PureIrony]

The power to see one second into the future.

EDIT: Apparently, no one agrees with me on this. Please stop quoting me telling me how useful this would actually be.

 

[Shanecooper]

The ability to fix pens that have stoped working.
Actually, that would be pretty useful.

 

[Phlakes]

I have this effect on people that makes them automatically bored when they're in a ten meter radius of me.

 

[Harkonnen64]

The power to cook a hot pocket with my mind, but it stays frozen in the middle.

So you have the power of my microwave?

 

[PureIrony]

Sing! underwater.....

The ability to shapeshift into a bucket of water.

Really, what were those twins called from that one TV show? There was a girl and a guy, and when they shapeshifted the guy was always a bucket of water and the girl was always slightly more useful, but not that much more. I can't think of their names nor the name of the show, but those two characters sucked. They were completely useless.

Are you talking about that one part in Fairly Odd Parents when Timmy's Dad's super power is to turn into a bucket of water?

No, not at all. I believe it was Justice Friends, or Super Heroes, or something crazy... the two were members of a group of super heroes, I think it had some actual super heroes in it like Superman or something, but I don't remember who. All I remember is that it was kind of old. It should be noted that it wasn't always a bucket of water, sometimes it would be a block of ice or something, but it was always something H2O based and it was always useless.

It was the Super Friends, and FOP was lampooning the Wonder Twins, whose powers of shapeshifting only worked while they were together: the sister could turn into animals, but the brother could turn into inanimate objects, like a bucket of water.

 

[The Lawn]

The ability to read this Captcha...

That or the ability to breathe underwater, but only on the moon.

 

[Nedoras]

I'd have the ability to cook things with my mind, but not have any control over how or how long it's cooked. Every once in a blue moon it may turn out to be useful, but 99% of the time, the results would be disastrous.

 

[team star pug]

The ability to produce hydrogen atoms one at a time.

 

[WayOutThere]

The ability to maintain spiritual balance. I really don't give a crap about spiritual balance so all it ever does for me is go haywire and split me into a good me and an evil me, at which point the evil me runs amok and causes problem for everyone. It's a real pain.

 

[Lancer873]

InB4SomeoneSaysHeart.

OT: The ability to teleport... but only your head.

 

[Lenny Magic]

The ability to speak to the dead and only be able to ask them how many fingers I'm holding up.

 

[-Dragmire-]

The ability to perfectly impersonate Adam West's Batman.

 

[redisforever]

The ability to get into movies for free.
But only if my eyes are closed, and I can't hear anything.

 

[Sparrow]

The ability to see in the dark, but only in the daytime.

The ability to fly, but only while on board an aircraft.

-m

I think this thread was won with this here post.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

The abillity to summon celestial lobsters. Killing them will just make them dissapear, so you cannot eat them.

 

[UnendingLight]

The ability to change the color of your piss.