Useless Superpower

[aarontg]

The ability to sound smart on blogs but then messing up my gramer.

 

[GoodEyeSniper]

The ability to close the curtains in any room of the house, except the room I'm currently in.

 

[Hafnium]

The power to see one second into the future.

That's great if you're a martial artist, but yeah I probably wouldn't benefit much.

 

[GamerFromJump]

The ability to communicate with plants. Useless. What interesting thing would grass have to say?

Read the Xanth series, there's a guy who can converse with the inanimate. It's considered a top-tier magic ability in a land where everyone has one, because it essentially means he has eyes everywhere.

 

[Lewieroo0]

The power of Heart. What the fuck can you do with heart?

The kid in the show was able to talk to animals and whatnot. That's not that useless, to be perfectly honest.[/quote]

in comparison to Earth, Fire, Wind and Water it was heart make people feel better? BullSHIT! give me the Powah!

 

[James Nixon]

The ability to put together Ikea/flatpack furniture without instructions.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

The ability to make cheese go bad twice as fast.

You don't know much about cheese, my man. In France that'd be a goldmine.

 

[dreddfan]

Night vision that only works during daylight.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

The power of seizures that allows me to become, Seizure Man!

 

[PureIrony]

The power of Heart. What the fuck can you do with heart?

Given what I've seen of that show, you can manipulate the minds of people and animals and know when someone is planning on opposing you.

Heart is actually more useful on a global scale than all the others.

 

[blazeion212]

The ability to make others poo, but only when they are about to.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

The ability to perfectly impersonate Adam West's Batman.

I would get insane amount of entertainment out of that.

X-Ray vision... But you must be blind for it to work.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Heard this one the other day on the radio, in an interview with Kevin Bacon about the new X-Men movie.

They asked him what his mutant power would be and he responded with "The ability to absorb plastic bottles and transform them into sexual energy."


Fucking. Epic.

This man/woman has officially won this thread.

 

[jimahaff]

The power to see one second into the future.

That's great if you're a martial artist, but yeah I probably wouldn't benefit much.

HURGGGG... I see myself eating Cheetos, I getter go get the cheetos.

But my useless super power would be the ability to read minds, but only what they were thinking exactly ten minutes ago.

 

[C2Ultima]

The ability to make cheese go bad twice as fast.

You don't know much about cheese, my man. In France that'd be a goldmine.

OK, how about the power to hover over the ground, but you can only go forward 1ft at a time.

 

[SuperSamio64]

The ability to produce fire, but not be fireproof.

Or be magnetic. Not control things or anything, metal objects just fly at you when you're walking down the street.

Perhaps the ability to draw curtains telepathically.

 

[helltime37]

to shit cactus

 

[thetruefallen]

the ability to instantly destroy anything i touch over $100.

 

[Twilight.falls]

The ability to control the direction the fur of animals grows.