Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[Ren3004]

I have the power to make money appear in my hand by taking out of my wallet.

And Firefox has the ability to not regignize colour as a word.

Download a British English dictionary.

 

[Wintermoot]

the abality to teavel in the future by one hour and it takes 60min,s

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I can turn into a wolf for 10 seconds and after those 10 seconds I auto pass out, slowly transforming back into a human. I also stay passed out for a good 5 hours.

Why a wolf? Why not say, a nuke?

The ability to make up storys on the spot and be good at it.
And Firefox has the ability to not regignize colour as a word.

Cause Nukes are Overpowered and Wolves are Wimpy.

 

[fullbleed]

Shirt from Threadless

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[CorruptCor3]

i can teleport but its only an inch from where i was and it takes an hour to recharge after one use.

Does it even matter about recharge time? You could use it dozens of times in a minute and it would still be slower than walking.
BTW, this was what I was going to say as well-good choice!

 

[Communist partisan]

I read everything on wikipedia.... in my imagination, so did you know the internet is a baloon that have the text "Interwebz" writed on it, I know, I read it on wikipedia... in my imagination

 

[Holyeskimo]

The power to sense any toilet that is out of order within a hundred yard range of myself.

 

[John47]

i can automaticly go to the internet and look for porn by putting my hand on the mouse and clicking about 5 times

 

[Czargent Sane]

I can defeat my opponents just by looking at them.

wile they are getting hit by a train.

 

[DutchAssassin8]

shooting magic objects from a hand-held launcher wich will instant-kill anyone who gets shot in the head.

Using my special power to make sure no girl ever wants to go out with me.

The ability to speed up to 100 mph, but only if i jump of the Empire State Building.

The ability to not give 2 shits about guys who say i'm a Halo fanboy.

The ability to realise that any form of religion is an insult to the intelligence of an average person.

The ability to be immune to pain when i'm in a brain-dead state of coma.

 

[blackflare]

The ability to make things your carrying a lot heavier when you are carrying them and light as a feather when you are not

 

[LadyRhian]

I have the ability to die. Unfortunately, I can only use it once.

 

[Joe1897]

the ability to scratch something, but the itchiness is still there

 

[Keralastic]

I have the ability of SUPER SLEEP.

It lets me sleep in one hour longer than the average person.

It's not very fun.

 

[Swaki]

i have the power of making people around me feel smarter.

the power of sweating when people around me are freezing.

the power of holding in a fart for 15 hours.

the power of breathing and blowing smoke, but only when im smoking.

the power of not eating for days in order to buy more games.

the power of having a grandma, aka the power of free food.

the power of not dying.

the power of puns.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

By utilizing a horrific childhood accident for my own gain, I have the ability to walk slightly slower than other people in a comical manner.

They call me Limpy, the Limping Boy Limper.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have the power to become completely invincible, but I can only do this once every 3000 years.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the ability to spontaneously combust when I step into direct sunlight

 

[Rylara]

The ability to read minds, but only when I'm standing on my head with enough electricity running through me to give me a heart attack.

 

[elilupe]

I can speak to dust particles