Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[ultimateownage]

I can blow air out of the holes in my eyes, no joke.

This. But I don't like doing it, 'cause it's so damned uncomfortable.

 

[strength of 7 men]

The ablilty to sparkle like an idiot in the sun. (couldn't resist)

I do however have the ability to get sunburnt, even when it's not sunny!

Oxegen flashbacks!

and not getting burnt in the extremly sunny sun in turkey?

Yup I came back from there pale as ever!

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I have an inherited resistance to alcohol. Thanks dad!

 

[JustOneMoreHero]

My useless power is the ability to hover less than a nanometer above the ground.

You'd still be floating!!!

 

[stchivo]

elevator music plays anytime I am waiting for something. the microwave, any line, my computer to boot, something to download. you name it, if I am waiting, elevator music is playing. the song is usually the girl from impanima (sp?)

 

[seventy7l]

I make blood but only when i cut myself.
My super power is clearly the best.

 

[Ravenbom]

The ability to hold in my poop in public until I get to my home toilet.

 

[Baldry]

I have the ability where ever I go, and no not me spamming but I'll get into a massive conversation that goes on for most the day!

 

[df458]

The power to make fire appear when carrying matches!
Also, the power to keep my eyes crossed for extremely long periods of time.(Which is actually a little useful, since I have no 3d glasses)

 

[Adama Chaplin]

i have the ability to teleport home, but only after consuming sufficient amount of alcohol,

also have the ability to move objects with my mind aslong as there within arms reach

 

[Ithera]

Whenever I hide, I'm surrounded by a warm red glow.

 

[supagama]

i already have the ability to completely make bull crap sound true, does that count?

 

[JRShield]

I have the power of urinating three times a day.

Kind of disgusting, but that's my power

 

[Kurokami]

Mine would be the ability to Eat lead, but only it can only be a base, in a paint product.

Or the ability to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

Escapists, What are your Useless Superpower?

I can subconsciously manipulate my organs in order to absorb oxygen and energy into my blood cells.

I can also roll my tongue, ho snap!

 

[DrunkDonut]

telepathic ability to communicate with marine life ...... wait dam DC beat me to it

 

[milo2215]

The ability to turn shitzus into toilets

 

[Dane Tesston]

I possess the ability to change the color of any given object I touch, but only among the three basic colors of red, blue, and yellow.

 

[GLo Jones]

The ability to boil lemonade.

 

[cheywoodward]

I can scream really loudly and make a nearly perfect soundwave with my voice. This is also true in real life.

If I had to make something up it would be the ability to bend spoons (and nothing else) with my mind

If somebody already said this: my bad. I'm too lazy to scroll through 11 pages of text.

 

[fahbrock]

Mine would be the ability to be served fresh fries every time I go to a fast food restaurant.