Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[Aceptdtctv]

i've got invincibility until i take damage

 

[llamasrock218]

Perfect pitch. I really have it, and it's useless.

 

[Aedwynn]

When I go to a shop for someone, I can get them exactly what they wanted or needed, even if they don't think they wanted or needed it or didn't ask for it or anything even remotely like it. Downside is that I generally completely ignore their request for the stuff they asked for (unless they genuinely wanted or needed it), and the stuff I got them was more expensive that they were willing to spend at the time.

 

[Vykrel]

i can make music with my mouth.

 

[The_Puppy_Prince]

The ability to actually think of a good answer

 

[SmellyBoy88]

the ability to turn invisible while I'm on fire

 

[DND Judgement]

the ability to see through solid objects.... like glass....

also telekinetic control of automatic doors....

 

[fo shneezy]

the ability to make an ass of myself in front of the opposite sex

 

[The Arc of Eden]

I'm super nice to women and get nothing for it.

Everytime I smoke a cigarette someone somewhere is a little bit closer to death.

Streetlights turn off as i pass them at night, and turn back on after i leave their range.

I can see 5 minutes into the future of 5 minutes ago. This power is enhanced at 5 minutes past the hour of 5.

I can yawn and through mind control make other people yawn.

 

[Jark212]

Useless? The ability to turn things yellow by looking at them.

You are a demon...

I'd want the ability to sweat out pure Caffeine...

 

[cormacdffy]

The ability to occasionally bite the inside of my own mouth while eating

 

[Saxm13]

I control the Sands of Time!!

The Power of Revival - I can bring dead/broken computers back to life!

The Power of Delay - I make people wait for me by taking a long time to tie my shoes!

The Power of Restraint - I force my dog to stay close to me all the time when walking!

The Power of Haste - I can be ready in the morning within 10 minutes!

The Power of Destiny - Ummm....uhhh....I can watch black and white videos of what i've been doing for the past while?

=P

 

[xXAsherahXx]

The power to have all cell phone bars anywhere I go. Full reception on the moon baby.

 

[Samus Aaron]

I have the power to prevent rain simply by carrying an umbrella around with me!

 

[DEATHROAD]

I can control every Dodo to do my biddng.

Perfect,the single best one ive read.. give this man an award!

OT: no.. i cant top that one.. just brillient.. oh i dunno.. the ability the screan in a frequency that only deaf people can hear..

 

[Vykrel]

The ability to occasionally bite the inside of my own mouth while eating

i have that exact same power as well... only, mine is far more well-developed. for example, i can somehow develop canker sores on each side of my mouth at one time. i assume that you cannot

(anyone wanna trade powers?)

 

[minarri]

People seem to drop things more often when I'm around, so my coworkers and I always joked that I have the power to strengthen gravity in my vicinity.

 

[lizards]

grow weed for hair

 

[King Leoric]

X-Ray Vision! I can see people's bones, and expose them to harmful radiation at the same time!