Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[Vhite]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
and dont get fat.

 

[DeathsHands]

The ability to stay up and play video games for a very long time.

Arguably very useful.

 

[sirkai007]

I have the ability to break glass and ceramic objects. Usually it is more powerful when it is something valuable or beautiful or if I'm trying really hard not to break it. Also I can convince women to give me food for no reason at all.

 

[doodger]

Understanding everything, but not being able to explain it to others.

 

[Sea Auteur]

The ability to post a response.

 

[careful]

the ability to transfer foot pain.

 

[linkzeldi]

Hyper sensitivity to irony in any situation.

 

[linkzeldi]

[sorry double post]

 

[HanksfriendDarrell]

the ability to separate a plastic spork into a spoon and fork

 

[FoodMonger]

The Old Spice man's ability to twist the fabric of reality.
oh, we're doing USELESS abilities. Right.

Um, the ability to jiggle like jello?

 

[Abanic]

I wish that I could 'PITY DA FOOL'...

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I have the ability to bring darkness down upon the earth, but only at night !!

 

[MachoFern]

The ability to reply to this thread
Wait....

I HAVE THE POWER!

 

[The Scythian]

The power to clip my fingernails with my mind.

 

[Mercurio128]

I can send empty DVD cases forward in time. but only 15 minutes or so.

I can detect obsolete wireless hotspots, the kind no one uses anymore.

I can see through Uranium

 

[GPXA]

To fall up relative to my body, but only while I'm upside down.

 

[Scrythe]

I was once struck by lightning.

I gained the ability to shake on the ground and shit my pants.

Will I use my powers for good or evil? Stay tuned.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

America south of the border.