Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[TheKruzdawg]

I would have the ability to scratch the part of my back that I can never reach, but only when it doesn't itch

 

[WanderingFool]

I am invincible, but my power is never used because nobody really cares to bother trying to kill me...

 

[CJ1145]

Oh, I've got you all beat, 'cause this one is real. I have a case of physical empathy. That means, that when I look at a person and they have a visible wound or injury, I feel the exact pain that they are feeling. This is no advantage however, since the pain is invariably located within my ass cheeks.

 

[Shimmyshake]

I have the ability to make people's scalp uncomfortably warm and itchy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The ability to Banhammer Internet Trolls by using my mind. It is useless and futile as Trolls will keep multiplying and coming back for more.

 

[Blue Musician]

The ability to walk very quietly, which scares every girl unfortunately.

Also the ability to be silent.

 

[KiruTheMant]

The ability to not laugh at unfunny jokes.

 

[19]

I have the ability to remember many embarassing/unplesent moments throughout my life in such vivid detail that my normal senses deactivate during it. Ok, maybe "deactivate" is the wrong word, but it's like they keep recording, I just don't receive it during the memory and my brain pretty much goes "Ok, here's what you missed." afterwards.

Also, I can control my body with the power of my mind.

 

[WolfThomas]

I actually have the ability to guess the time with uncanny certainy (<5min). I've decided my name will be the "Atomic Clock".

Bystander: So you have radiations powers?
Me: No
Bystander: Time travel?
Me: No
Bystander: So what is it?
Me: I guess the time correctly...with a small margin of error.

 

[merc-with-a-mouth]

The ability to turn invisible...after I have covered myself in week-old warm pudding

 

[Jay Cool]

When I get on a bike, I sometimes forget that I am not invincible.

 

[Sacman]

The ability to turn invisible while playing a trombone...

 

[WolfMage]

I can sing some songs in a perfect girl voice.

 

[squidbuddy99]

The amazing ability to read the thoughts of others, but only the thoughts that involve disturbing sexual fantasies or Justin Beiber songs.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Ability to toast toast.

 

[gravitii]

I have the power to make people pity me once they get to know me. Oh wait useless so that one doesn't count. The power to get insulted by street signs, especially ones that say "dip"

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

I have the super power of reducing my IQ. Take that Superman!

 

[Trilaanus]

I have the ability to turn myself into a replica of Bruce Campbell's jaw. Admittedly, this makes me nigh invulnerable, however, I can't move around under my own power.

 

[Littlee300]

When in a fist fight, your punches will heal your opponent, not damage them. at all. ever.

You would make a good doctor, that isn't useless at all!

 

[EHKOS]

I have the ability to find out which song is in my head or if I catch a snippet of it from a car passing by. I also can do this if someone is talking about a scene from a tv show I know of I can remember the exact episode. I can play music in my head and the accuracy and timing to the real thing is amazing.