Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The ability to transform Escalators into Stairs. Laser Pointer Vision.

 

[mishagale]

I have the power to turn invisible, but only to people on another continent. Also, I can kill you with my brain. I can use my brain to tell my arm to stab you with a knife.

 

[Dark2003]

The ability to stare people in the eye and immediately have sex with them, but as a drawback you cant close your eyes ever

 

[Halceon]

I can spout limitless sarcasm. It's super useful!

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

Turning half invisible (50% opacity)

 

[S.R.S.]

My ability is to be able to tell when people are being sarcastic! And I'm The Shoveler too.

 

[Dark2003]

The ability to catch on fire, when you come in contact with oxygen

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

The ability to vomit bile flavoured Ice cream.

 

[Rakkana]

I cannot be killed by sharp things bit if I so much as touch a blunt object I fall to the floor dead.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

The ability to turn invisible around people who don't care about me.

 

[Count Igor]

My ability is to be able to search for anything, when near a turned on, logged on computer that has access to the internet.

The name of this power is 'Googleing'

 

[cystemic]

I have the ability to trip over anything, even nothing

 

[1TargeT4]

The power to provide medicine to all the sick and feed all the hungry in the world but then do nothing despite my abilities....i suppose that would make me the pope....ouch!

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

When in a fist fight, your punches will heal your opponent, not damage them. at all. ever.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The power to provide medicine to all the sick and feed all the hungry in the world but then do nothing despite my abilities....i suppose that would make me the pope....ouch!

ooh... edgy lol. nice one. Welcome btw.

 

[Evilsanta]

THe amzing ability to walk on water only works when the planets are aligend. (I spelled that wrong)

 

[Quilly]

I can fly downwards.


(But nothing can top this one)

I'm a very good listener

 

[Fogold]

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2065/

 

[twcblaze]

the power to talk to fish and throw balls of water, while underwater.

addendum: because someone in this thread had to make fun of aquaman.

 

[dragonslayer32]

The ability to lick my elbow. I'd be a happy man.