Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

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Fetzenfisch

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i have the power to explain words i don't know to people who have even less language skill.
you don't have to be right, you have to be convincing.
 

Andsre

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I am able to see through women's clothes whenever I am near a water source.
 

Badong

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My semen is 1000 times more volatile than gasoline... to bad I took an oath of chastity.
 

Ambi

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My brain has the amazing power to occasionally make myself paranoid that people can sense my intuitive, subtle feelings or my "vibe" when I don't want them to, even when I give no outward indicators of anything (unless the paranoia makes me look creepy), while it (my brain) has yet to logically convince me of the logical truth of aura sensing, pupillometrics, the holy spirit telling people things about me, and the like.

I harness the power of intimidating people with my stare, but calming them with my quiet and non-threatening voice. According to one person.
 

magma

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ShrooM_DoughKiD said:
When in a fist fight, your punches will heal your opponent, not damage them. at all. ever.
Then technically you could make yourself your opponent and punch yourself back to health while whoever else wastes their time and energy, which would make it useful while confusing for attackers.
 

Gigano

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The ability to throw fireballs, but only at people I really care about.