Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[Alusin86]

The ability to always have a cinder block with me.

 

[Mutie]

The ability to hurt myself by accident!

You'd make a shit pokemon. "MGIBlaze is confused!" Aww bollocks...

OT: The ability to formulate the sharpest and most intelligent rebuttals five minutes after an argument has ended.

 

[aoi287]

The ability to turn bacon into bologna.

 

[DTWolfwood]

the super ability to grow my fingernails

 

[Beartrucci]

I have the ability to make the sock on my right foot go missing every time I fall asleep in my bed.

It's been happening every night for a few weeks now and it's starting to annoy me.

 

[Spinozaad]

I'd be... Mayoneto, the most useless X-Men of all with the power to squirt mayonaise out of my nostril.

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[imnot]

spew live samon out of my mouth to feed the world, only activated over live volcanoes

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Hooray! I made a thread on this a couple o' months back.

OT: I would have the ability to sprout ukulele's from my arms whenever I approached an abnormally shaped bush...

 

[Isalan]

The ability to summon a horde of small kittens to do my bidding.

However, I am deathly allergic to kittens.....

 

[Soluncreed]

I'm a very good listener

That's not useless. That would get you all the ladies.

I would have the ability to be alive until I am dead.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I have this amazing ability to have everything I ever say be ignored by everyone. Especially when it is important.
Pretty cool mundane superpower, huh!
Cool in this case meaning horribly infuriating.

 

[Metal Brother]

I can find the soap, shampoo and conditioner in the shower WITH MY EYES CLOSED, no matter whether it is my own shower or a hotel shower, and no matter how many times I turn around.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

the ability to come up with more of these!

The ability to quadruple post! [sub]sorry...[/sub]

The ability to talk to animals! Provided said animals speak English (maybe French). And aren't annoying.

Also the ability to turn invisible, but only whilst playing the trombone and holding a neon sign that reads "I'm invisible. Kick me"

Finally, and most spectacularly of all, I have the ability to actually read Twilight! (only half of the book to go, and it's not quite as bad as I've been led to believe. The writing's terrible, and the characters are all either stereotypes or spectacularly bland, but the story-line's not total crap. Possibly because nothing's really happened yet. This might be a job for a user review after I've finished)

 

[The Giggling Pin]

I'm a very good listener

That's not useless. That would get you all the ladies.

Nope it won't a REALLY big......


Wallet. Now that gets you ladies!

 

[NLS]

I can make my hair move up and down.

 

[Jet_02]

the ability to shoot projectile vomit at will. All I need to activate this power is copious amounts of booze!

 

[steampunk42]

i have too identical souls in my body that can take turns using they each poses the exact same skills and personalitys

 

[Zorg Machine]

The power to posses dead people, resurrection is not part of it though... and zombies, vampires and ghosts are immune.

 

[XJ-0461]

I have the ability to not get overly emotional at Doctor Who.

[sub]I didn't cry at the Tenth Doctor's regeneration, dammit...[/sub]

 

[Stuntcrab]

I can eat a sandvich in the time it takes to eat a sandvich