Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

Mine would be the ability to Eat lead, but only it can only be a base, in a paint product.

Or the ability to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

Escapists, What are your Useless Superpower?

 

[Sephychu]

I have the ability to leap tall buildings in a single helicopter, and run as fast as a stationary bullet.

 

[Blemontea]

i can teleport but its only an inch from where i was and it takes an hour to recharge after one use.

 

[Hexadecimal]

Or the ability to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

That's fucking hilarious.

Mine would be to squirt blood at people, with the price of losing my own.

 

[u4527646]

I'm a very good listener

 

[JacobyPAX]

I have an encyclopedic knowledge of legendary D&D items that I created.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The ability to read womens thoughts, to activate, you must walk up to said woman and scream in her face "I CAN TELL WHAT YOU'RE THINKING"

 

[Rarhnor]

I can scratch myself behind the ear with my foot. Kinda like a dog. Go figure.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I turn into a man made out of electricity..






In a big mass of water.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The ability of fluent and uncontrollable outbursts of leet speak around attractive members of the opposite sex.

 

[Shemming]

I have the power to be %10 less hurt by bullets.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I can make pens work again when many have given up on them.

 

[MGlBlaze]

The ability to hurt myself by accident!

 

[UBERfionn]

Or the ability to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

I'd like the power to teach people who rock!

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

The ability to hurt myself by accident!

lol'd and you made coke come out of my nose.. kudos sir.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

the ability to create stupid!

 

[thingymuwatsit]

the ability to fall from great heights and land with spectacular collateral!

 

[thingymuwatsit]

The ability to use a television remote!

 

[thingymuwatsit]

the ability to come up with more of these!

 

[Alon Shechter]

I can Fly to the moon and poop money scratch my ears with the foot like a dog.
I can also stick it behind my head , as you would expect.