Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

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chemicalfire

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I can regurgitate beans when I've not eaten any in weeks. Also, I can spontaneously pull my back while standing upright and completely still.
 

Dead_Man

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i have the incredible power of being able to acurately tell the order of who is going to die in a horror movie.
 

bruunwald

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I can do this thing with my left thumb where the lower joint pops out and makes the thumb bend partially backwards. I am waiting for some villain to chain me up in special restraints where that is handy for wriggling free, but it never seems to happen.
 

Jonatron

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Dark2003 said:
The ability to stare people in the eye and immediately have sex with them, but as a drawback you cant close your eyes ever
That person must have a really expensive shopping bill... All the condoms and eye drops they have to buy!
 

CarlSagan12

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Dark2003 said:
The ability to catch on fire, when you come in contact with oxygen
Wasn't That a Guy on a venture brothers episode and the lady could turn her skin invisible
 

Jisatsu Sakuru

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Quit Bashing Aqua man >.>

Aquaman's most widely recognized power is the telepathic ability to communicate with marine life, which he can summon from great distances. Although this power is most often and most easily used on marine life, Aquaman has at times demonstrated the ability to affect any being that lives upon the sea (e.g., sea eagles), or even any being evolved from marine life (e.g., humans).

Aquaman has a number of superhuman powers, most of which derive from the fact that he is adapted to live in the depths of the ocean. He has the ability to breathe underwater. He possesses superhuman durability high enough to remain unaffected by the immense pressure and the cold temperature of the ocean depths, this also makes him tough enough to be invulnerable to machine gun fire. He also possesses superhuman strength. He can swim at very high speeds, capable of reaching speeds of 10,000 feet per second and can swim up Niagara Falls. He can see in near total darkness and has enhanced hearing granting limited sonar. Although he can remain underwater indefinitely without suffering any ill effects, Aquaman grows weak if he remains on land for extended periods.

After the loss of his left hand, Aquaman initially replaced it with a cybernetic retractable hook, then a cybernetic hand. The mechanical hand was replaced by a magical hand made out of water given to him by the Lady of the Lake, which grants Aquaman numerous abilities, including but not limited to: the ability to dehydrate anyone he touches with it, killing them instantly; the ability to change the shape and density of the hand; the ability to shoot jets of scalding water; healing abilities; the ability to create portals into mystical dimensions; the ability to communicate with the Lady of the Lake through the waterbearer hand; and the ability to nullify magic.
 

ShrooM_DoughKiD

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Th ability to channel Helen Keller while speaking in public, you have no control over it and its activated whenever you speak to a group of 5 people or more.
 

Mavvy

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The ability to make perfect pancakes every time, although thats not entirely useless..
 

senorcromas

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The ability to, when biking with headphones, know where I will be when the song finishes.
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