Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[Dfskelleton]

Well, I can:
breathe underwater, but I choke when I do
create fire whenever I'm holding a lighter
turn invisible if nobody's looking at me
exhale a gas known as "Carbon Dioxide"
move as fast as a speeding train when I'm on a speeding train
Beat myself at chess
I can take 1 and 1/12 bullets to the face before dying
put the pin back in on grenades, but usually die
grow hair on the top of my hair
I can walk up extremely slanted walls
everything I touch turns to the exact same thing it was before I touched it


Suck it down, Superman.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Well, I can:

Spoiler: Abilitys

breathe underwater, but I choke when I do
create fire whenever I'm holding a lighter
turn invisible if nobody's looking at me
exhale a gas known as "Carbon Dioxide"
move as fast as a speeding train when I'm on a speeding train
Beat myself at chess
I can take 1 and 1/12 bullets to the face before dying
put the pin back in on grenades, but usually die
grow hair on the top of my hair
I can walk up extremely slanted walls
everything I touch turns to the exact same thing it was before I touched it

Suck it down, Superman.

So are you uberman?!

 

[Devon Dent]

I am quite good at making lighters that all my friends say are dead last long enough to light my smoke, and be truly dead after that. I can also light a match on almost any surface that is coarse even if it not a 'light anywhere' match.

 

[Jason Brett-Williams]

The ability to transport people from point A to B. With my car since I am the only main driver with most of my friends. .

 

[The Iconnorclast]

Oddly enough, I can sense when electronics like TVs and game systems are turned on from other rooms in the house. I believe I developed this supernatural sense to know if I can use the TV or not without having to leave my bed.

 

[GuNyU]

the power to sleep, while eating

 

[slightly evil]

The ability to set fire to anything by touch, except I don't have the ability to manipulate it or put it out.

 

[MassiveGeek]

I have the ability to forget what I just thought/saw/heard/remembered in less than two seconds.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Well, I can:

Spoiler: Abilitys

breathe underwater, but I choke when I do
create fire whenever I'm holding a lighter
turn invisible if nobody's looking at me
exhale a gas known as "Carbon Dioxide"
move as fast as a speeding train when I'm on a speeding train
Beat myself at chess
I can take 1 and 1/12 bullets to the face before dying
put the pin back in on grenades, but usually die
grow hair on the top of my hair
I can walk up extremely slanted walls
everything I touch turns to the exact same thing it was before I touched it

Suck it down, Superman.

So are you uberman?!

HECK YEAH!

 

[luclin92]

the ability to know when someone is walking trough a door somewere.

 

[countkillalot]

I have visions of the least probable future outcomes of things

also, i have the power to make my socks invisible, at will

 

[slightly evil]

The ability to command small, flying insects to do my bidding. But I can't get the f*ckers to fly straight or at the same time

 

[sabbat]

DBZ Abridged fans will get this

"CLOTHES BEAM!... Easily my most metro ability."
-Piccolo on the Clothes Beam attack.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

I can stop a hail of bullets... once

 

[BadassCyborg]

I can levitate biscuits

 

[exp. 99]

Meat Vision.

That's right, sausage weenies out the eyes. Makes for a great party gimmick.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

the ability to know when someone is walking trough a door somewere.

*door opens*
You: I knew you would come.
Guy: wha- should i leave this here?
*you turn around*
*it's the fed-ex guy*
You: oh sorry, umm yeah leave that there...

the ability to completely clear my mind, for 3 seconds.

 

[superbatranger]

I have the ability to see through objects, but only if those objects are transparent.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Im very awesomely good at guessing the trejectory of any object.