Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

[RadiusXd]

the ability to pretend I've read this entire thread.
No, wait, thats quite usefull.

 

[Supernova2000]

Being able to cure all the worlds illnesses with a flick of my wrist but it will only work if we can get through a year without a single gritty, realistic space marine shooter being released.

I can jump into orbit but there are no space suits available because all the space marines are using them.

I can rotate my eyes 180 degrees in their sockets to see 5 minutes into the past.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I have the power to telepathically control any steam or horse-powered devices in the vicinity.

Also, I can transform into a block of cement. I am.....CEMENT-O-TRON!

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Spoiler: offensive to those who like twilight

I can watch twilight while playing the Vuvuzela, but i have to have my eyes closed.

 

[SD-Fiend]

the ability to transform into any animal but it takes 5 minuets to fully transform and I only have 6 minuets to use it and the transformation bit counts as 5 minutes

 

[Vidiot]

I have an encyclopedic knowledge of most games I've played, especially Fallout and Oblivion.

Also, I have incredible reflexes as long as I'm high... and too lazy to use it.

 

[Shivarage]

The power of patience

 

[gristledemon]

"the POWER.... to move you"

my stuper power is being utterly oblivious to danger and having zero street smarts.
i cant even count the number of times i went to do something seemingly rational only to have my friends freak out cus they think i'm dead..... it would be funny if it didnt cause such an uproar everytime

 

[Quantum Star]

The power to grow my hair a little faster than everyone else.

 

[Bubble]

Meat vision!

Spider snot.

 

[Anezay]

The ability to see dead people, but only their corpses.

 

[MgR]

I can fly, but only for a foot or two, and only an inch or so high.

 

[Kaptajn Emil Alfred Conan Swagga Benzon]

I have the ability to disprove everything stated in the bible.

 

[Not Lord Atkin]

The ability to devour poison.
Only once in a lifetime though.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

The ability to watch parts of my fave TV shows with out watching TV or the computer!

 

[Supernova2000]

I have the ability to disprove everything stated in the bible.

A power I'm sure all us atheists have

 

[Stealthygamer]

The ability to procrastinate

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I can turn into a wolf for 10 seconds and after those 10 seconds I auto pass out, slowly transforming back into a human. I also stay passed out for a good 5 hours.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

I can turn into a wolf for 10 seconds and after those 10 seconds I auto pass out, slowly transforming back into a human. I also stay passed out for a good 5 hours.

Why a wolf? Why not say, a nuke?

The ability to make up storys on the spot and be good at it.
And Firefox has the ability to not regignize colour as a word.

 

[Solemn Soup]

The power to to make nothing but sand.