Valve goes all biblical on fake server counts.

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KaiRai

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Macgyvercas said:
Whoa...Not only does Valve have way too much time on their hands (which could be spent on episode 3), they just passed the threshold for EPIC AWESOMENESS!
I agree, but they win game dev of the fucking year for that piece of awesomeness!
 

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Kuchinawa212 said:
I suppose that's funny and all, but why aren't they working on Ep. 3 with all this free time!!!?!

and I hope they don't turn into wisdom tree 2.0
Aby_Z said:
I hate religion, but I can put that aside to appreciate this level of awesome. GO VALVE! Now get on Ep. 3 dammit.
Macgyvercas said:
Whoa...Not only does Valve have way too much time on their hands (which could be spent on episode 3), they just passed the threshold for EPIC AWESOMENESS!
For everybody commenting on the Ep. 3 situation, it's already finished, but they just want to wait until people start saying that Valve will never make it, then they'll release it to much praise.

As for the Bible quotes, awesome.
People are already saying that... Have you ever seen Valve Time? The running joke is that their games NEVER come out. I think that's why most people didn't like the idea of L4D2. Change is scawwy (Flanders)
Where would I find this "Valve Time" you speak of? Is it something like -4:00 GMT?
It's more of a guide, really. Feel enlightened: http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time
Ah, more wikis to squander my free time away. Thank/Curse you for this awesome/accursed new web page.
It seems you're already accustomed to the way Valve SAXTON HALE communicates with us. You should do fine...
This just got changed by SAXTON HALE!
I tip my hat to you, good sir.
 

hotdogoctopus

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SO much of that is awesome. Valve, you can still take my future children away to your sweatshop of wonders.
 

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Aby_Z said:
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Kuchinawa212 said:
I suppose that's funny and all, but why aren't they working on Ep. 3 with all this free time!!!?!

and I hope they don't turn into wisdom tree 2.0
Aby_Z said:
I hate religion, but I can put that aside to appreciate this level of awesome. GO VALVE! Now get on Ep. 3 dammit.
Macgyvercas said:
Whoa...Not only does Valve have way too much time on their hands (which could be spent on episode 3), they just passed the threshold for EPIC AWESOMENESS!
For everybody commenting on the Ep. 3 situation, it's already finished, but they just want to wait until people start saying that Valve will never make it, then they'll release it to much praise.

As for the Bible quotes, awesome.
People are already saying that... Have you ever seen Valve Time? The running joke is that their games NEVER come out. I think that's why most people didn't like the idea of L4D2. Change is scawwy (Flanders)
Where would I find this "Valve Time" you speak of? Is it something like -4:00 GMT?
It's more of a guide, really. Feel enlightened: http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time
Ah, more wikis to squander my free time away. Thank/Curse you for this awesome/accursed new web page.
It seems you're already accustomed to the way Valve communicates with us. You should do fine...
I'm not so much concerned with the communication as I am with wasting all my time between this new wiki, youtube, tvtropes, and other wikis. I am very close to not being able to get anything done.
 

Gaderael

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Biblical Passages hidden inside Valve server counts?

When did Dan Brown start working for Valve?
 

Chicago Ted

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This is why I love Valve. I kept getting screwed over a few nights ago because of this exact reason.
 

Poomanchu745

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My question is who goes into a match that says 21/24 only to find that it is empty and stays? I mean, does that tactic ever work to get people to build up the servers population? Every time ive gone into an empty game i promptly leave and find a full server.
 

Hiphophippo

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Hat tipping, followed with a shrewd wink, is the only acceptable course of action for a move that slick.
 

Eri

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Wow..I can't believe you people think that was Valve..just wow.
 

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Did you figure this out yourself? Or was it intentionally done by Valve? And if you did figure it out yourself how long did that take you?