Video Game Lines That You'll Go on a Killing Spree if you Hear One More Time

[Buizel91]

"Killing Spree!"

Or anything that that nasal douchebag who announces awards during Halo multiplayer says, god that guy just sounds so goddamn snarky

Double Kill! Triple Kill! Over Kill! "continues to say the medal for 5, 6, 7, 8 kills etc*

I feel your pain ._.

 

[ABLb0y]

Pretty much anything from Portal. Especially the bloody Compainion Cube. I was one of the few people who didn't see it as the greatest artistic acheivement since Sin City, and i'm sick of people saying things like "You just cryed because the companion cube died." Or "You believe in the cake!"

I've got some news for you, fanboys: It was a bloody inanimate box!

 

[Techno Squidgy]

no one has said it yet, really?
okay *ahem*

Spoiler

ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

OH GOD. THIS. WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS.

OT: CoD 4. any time a Marine opens his goddamn trap. I HATE their voices.
A particular quote though? "look at me, I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"
or how about "give me an erb" (there's a H in there Chris....)

hmm, odd how two of me least favourite pieces of voice acting are both Americans.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I know it's already been said but I like this representation of it.

hahaha that is pretty awesome and so true, never seen that picture before.

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"

Yeah, for a WHOLE YEAR! You have calibrated the whole ship and it can't be more calibrated! Are you trying to make the Normandy overdose on calibrations? Are you trying to KILL US ALL you maniac?!

ah this would annoy me to no end also, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING ELSE, EVEN IF IT'S JUST ABOUT YOUR REACH.

 

[mjc0961]

First off, I was playing the Duke Nukem Forever demo, and only the demo mind you, and I was already sick of hearing "I'm gonna make pork chops outta you."

In before "The cake is a lie". Seriously.

This, along with "Space! I'm in space! SPAAAAAAAACE!"

HEY! Listen!
Look Out!

^This. This. And oh yeah this.^

Every time I hear this I rape a fairy... The worst part of it is that now in the new 3DS version, not only does Navi give pointless advice she actually gives the comment "Hey are you tired? maybe you should take a break, don't forget to save though." When I am ready to put down my 3DS (which went flat twice today already) I'll do it without you abusing me to listen to you!

Yep, and that's AFTER she still comments at the start about what a lazy boy you are. And then she's the one telling you to take a break. You'd better watch out Navi, before I rip your annoying little wings off and leave you in the middle of Jabu Jabu's belly.

And most of the things generic soldier-person #1,2,3 say in Fallout NV as well.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter



[HEADING=1]Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter[/HEADING]

Hearing that made me wish I'd been more friendly to Caesar's Legion so I could shoot anyone who said that in the face.

 

[Drall]

"It seems Sommerset Isles has become a much more dangerous place..."

 

[mjc0961]

no one has said it yet, really?
okay *ahem*

Spoiler

ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

"The yay leavin' San Fierro right?"
"Right. But they're using bikes, CJ, and they go cross country!"

Spoiler

If I ever hear anything pertaining to the power of friendship I will set fire to an orphanage and fire kittens out of a cannon

Ugh, that reminds me of the super power of teamwork.

 

[AJax_21]

Persona 4:

"SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI! SENSEI!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP TEDDIE! Christ that was one annoying bear... Oh look, another cute school girl as our new party member! Boy, I can't wait...

"SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI! SENPAI!"

*facepalm*

 

[DanDanikov]

Mild variation on a previously mentioned one: "Hero, your will energy is low. Watch that."

 

[OverweightWhale]

"Hi my name is Demsey and you are DEAD." On second thought, I just hate everything Demsey says.

 

[repeating integers]

"Killing Spree!"

Or anything that that nasal douchebag who announces awards during Halo multiplayer says, god that guy just sounds so goddamn snarky

Double Kill! Triple Kill! Over Kill! "continues to say the medal for 5, 6, 7, 8 kills etc*

I feel your pain ._.

I enjoy that. It tells me I'm being awesome.

Also: SWAHT. The only good thing about that gametype.

 

[0986875533423]

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH.

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH.

 

[CleverCover]

"Can I get you a ladder so you can get off my back?"

This. Turned off the sound during battles just to avoid that sentence. Never picked the violent voice again after that.

 

[SeriousIssues]

"Ugh Ah...Where is it?"

Curteousy of the King and/or Duke

 

[Eddy-16]

I'll just post this and be on my way.

 

[Squishfield]

4 pages, and I am the first one to bring up this guy?

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

The nazi zombie games had a lot of repeating dialogue, but I must say my 'favorite' was in the Pentagon when the accountant was trying to buy something he couldn't afford.
"Not enough money? Time to re-examine the budget"
My brother made him say that ten thousand times just for giggles.

 

[SammiYin]

You don't hear anything in the Pokemon games, but i am sick of seeing..."We restored your Pokemon back to full Health! We hop to see you again!" -.- Problem is it's my favourite franchise so i HAVE to view it -.-

I never understood that, it's almost like they want your pokemon to be brutally beaten again.

OT thought of another,
Unit ready, unit ready, unit read, unit ready, unit ready, unit ready Unit ready, unit ready, unit read, unit ready, unit ready, unit readyUnit ready, unit ready, unit read, unit ready, unit ready, unit readyUnit ready, unit ready, unit read, unit ready, unit ready, unit readyUnit ready, unit ready, unit read, unit ready, unit ready, unit readyUnit ready, unit ready, unit read, unit ready, unit ready, unit ready

I hated being the Soviets in RA2

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Modern Warfare 2...

TANGO SUCKA!!!
BAMBI!!!
TACTICAL HEADAH!!!
GRENAAAAAAAAAADE!!!
SEMTEX!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!
OUR ELECTRONICS ARE DOOOOOOWN!!!

i think you get the idea

You know it always baffled me as to why they would yell 'Medic!' when one of their buddies gets killed. They're dead, whats a medic gonna do?