Video Game Lines That You'll Go on a Killing Spree if you Hear One More Time

[helldragonX]

"Hey Listen!"

"Your health is low, do you have a health potion?"

There is more, but I can't think of them right now.

 

[Nuke_em_05]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

Okay, seriously? This doesn't show up until page three?

"Hey, listen!"
"The cake is a lie"
etc...

Also, "Marcus! You have to drop that data right now!". Seriously, my wife has never played GoW, but whenever she sees a GoW poster, she quotes that to me. Killing RAAM on super hard just... just wasn't worth it.

 

[JustJuust]

For some reason, I hated Theresa from Fable 2 whenever you start the game

and so our story begins

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For some reason, I hated Theresa from Fable 2 whenever you start the game

and so our story begins

One of the reasons I let that game pick up dust.

Oh, and I'm sure its been said a million times, but "the cake is a lie."

 

[adrian_exec]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

FUCK OFF, the pylon god damn finished as my eleventh probe started building, I DO NOT NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT I MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL GOD DAMN PYLONS.

I most probably grow a gray hair every time I hear that. :s

 

[Tim Mazzola]

Anything from Portal.

 

[starkiller212]

"What're ya buuyin'?" "Whatcha sellin'?"

Worst PC port ever.

OT:
"The day is OOOOOOOOOOOOURS!"

from Rome Total War.

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

"SNAKE! SNAKE!"
"The cake is a lie/ This was a triumph/ For science"
"Stop right there criminal scum/ Don't talk such rot/ Then pay with your blood!"
"What a slobberknocker!"
"Double kill/ Triple kill/ Overkill/ Killtrocity/ Kilomanjaro/ Killtacular/ Be the bullet..."
"I'm all outta gum/ I brought the weedwacker..."
*Shiiiiiing* (Someone I know who pretends to hidden blade me whenever an AC game is close).
"I should go/ I am the very model of a scientist Solarian/ I'd do more than catch you Kelly"
"I'm Commander Shephard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel".- Seriously, stop.
"DOVAHKHIIN!"
LA Noire- Whenever someone says to me "You can't prove that" Just because I have a notebook.
"I'm Jack Marston!/ Damn you!...many have"
"K.O!"

That's about it I think.

 

[Hitchmeister]

I guess Skyrim is overdue. People seem to have mostly forgotten "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you." I know it's been mentioned, but that got so old while playing Oblivion.

 

[tehFozzeY]

I'm surprised no one have mentioned this yet.

ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
ENEMY INFANTRY SPOTTED
ENEMY AY-PEE-SEE SPOTTED

Yeah, I know UAV range is too small to cover the whole map and some snipers can sneak up on me but I can't even hear my rifle fire FFS. Sir.

 

[Eolon]

While he is the best character in League, I can't stand "My Blade is Yours", everytime you select him.

Also related: "You have entered the Twisted Treeline", or "You have slain an enemy!", or even "An Ally has been killed".

 

[CleverNickname]

"All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"

 

[Boar1]

"Its extremely effective!" That phrase still haunts me from my middle school years

 

[neonsword13-ops]

WEEELLLLCOOOMMMMMEEE STRANGA!

Resident Evil 4... You will burn in hell someday. I just know it.

 

[The Breadcrab]

The one-liners in Unreal Tournament 3, by far.

"You'll feel the impact of that one in a minute!"

"Oh, snap!"

"Get back to basic training!"

It doesn't help that they're repeated more times then a Seinfeld re-run. I still love that game, though.

 

[Jubbert]

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

 

[Drall]

"JAAAAAson, JAAAAson"

"SEAN. SEAN. SEAN. SEAN. SEAN. SEEEEAAAAAAAN!!!!!"

Oh, Heavy Rain....

 

[Ddgafd]

Any and all grunts while jumping.

 

[Evil Top Hat]

"Not enough min- Not enough m- not enough vespene g- not enough min"

To the tune of me furiously whacking buttons on my keyboard.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I think I speak for all the Fable players when I say- Use your stick!

Or "Your health is Low!"

I'd like to expand this to anything he repeated over and over that entire game.