Video Game Slaves

[TsunamiWombat]

I'd just punch the Wizard in the face and go back to slaying monsters, because if I just killed 10,000 clearly there's a blight or the war of the rings or something going on.

Also Slavery is not cool, so he'd have to be punished for that.

 

[De Ronneman]

I'dd like to have a pet Gigginox(Monster Hunter 3) or maybe a Steelix to clean up my backyard.

The legendary Nidhogg dragon would be sweet too. I know it's in at least 1 game (Age of Empires).

 

[RootbeerJello]

D.O.G. Or a strider? Perhaps one of the colossi from SoTC.

 

[noctifyre]

Mordecai from Borderlands, because he and Bloodwing are just awesome. D:

 

[MeatsOfEvil]

Wrex.

 

[Kiroy]

Xana, from Dark Messiah: Might and Magic

 

[Mr. Gency]

I don't really like the idea of owning a slave but having a Big Daddy as a bodyguard would be nice. I think he might stink like fish though.

a Strider would be a better body guard.Have you ever seen the Civil Protection youtube videos it teaches how to train a strider in one vid

Shall you call him Simba?

Fran from Final Fantasy XII...

Spoiler

This guy made me forget what I was going to say. So I'll have what hes having.

 

[Sebenko]

I don't really want a slave.

Everything is fine the way it is.

I realize it's just a thread for fun but yeah, the idea of having a slave is just a wee bit too repellent for me, sorry.

Yes. repellent... That's why I don't want a slave. Yeah.

 

[Atheist Pope]

Ramirez from call of Duty 4. So I can order him to do everything

 

[Dfskelleton]

Not a slave, more a bodyguard/friend. In that case, Sam Fisher, Doomguy, or a Big Daddy.

 

[Kouen]

Aw, no movies or books?
That's sad. If I could I would say Rei Ayanami from Evangelion or Bartimaeus from the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

But as it's only on games I would say either Heather from Silent Hill 3, Alice from American McGee's Alice, Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, Smiling Jack (voiced by John DiMaggio, the one who did Bender) from Vampire Bloodlines or Garret from Thief.

Rei Ayanami features in Evangelion games... so yea you could get away with that

 

[Mr. Gency]

Altair from Assassin's Creed. As long as he liked me, he would shank anyone with that hidden blade who even looked at me funny.

Why not Ezi- oh wait... He would be the one getting all the ladies.

Not that I would get any ladies anyway

Spoiler: *sniff*

Why use an anime girl picture you may ask? Fuck if I know!

 

[ender214]

Cammy from Street Fighter. As a bodyguard....and for other purposes....

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

If I can't have immortality then I'd have to go with Cerebrate, Rachni Queen, or a Norn Queen. Preferably the Norn Queen, I loves me tyranids.

 

[Mr. Gency]

im shocked no one has mentioned cammy yet,

Spoiler: I know I asking for trouble saying ths, but...

Who?

Never mind I figured it out.

Turns out I just didn't know her by name (I don't play Street Fighter)

Cammy from Street Fighter. As a bodyguard....and for other purposes....

And right after my previous post someone says it.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Wrex from Mass Effect i mean c'mon do i really need to explain why.

 

[Active Schizophrenic]

the heavy from tf2. i would make him give me piggyback rides

 

[joshthor]

Wrex from ME1, Miranda from ME2, or a Arcanine

 

[firedfns13]

NOD's Cyborg Commando from Tiberium Sun.
He packs enough firepower to take out entire armies and their base, and doesn't afraid of anything!