Video Game Slaves

[Mr Godfrey]

Delta from Bioshock 2. Then I'd dress in a steampunk theme and we'd frolic through the streets together.

 

[Orwellian37]

A Big Daddy. The Alpha Series kind, which weirdly enough were better than the newer, shinier ones.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

LIBERTY PRIME.

He would be the best.

 

[The Singularity]

If I can't have immortality then I'd have to go with Cerebrate, Rachni Queen, or a Norn Queen. Preferably the Norn Queen, I loves me tyranids.

Cerebrate then have it infest you and then your the Zerg King! I believe that would make you immortal?(I don't think she ages?)
Anyway, I was disappointed I thought this was a moral discussion as to having slaves in video games. Also many of the replies to this are rather disgusting, suggesting sex slaves and such.
My pick would be cerebrate or whatever the heck is the "Omega Queen" of the tyranids, whatever it is must be awesome if it literally chokes the universe with its mind?

 

[_Cake_]

Chanron - Fallout 3
Alister - Dragon Age
Jack - Mass Effect 2

I picked 3 so we could go on a RPG quest n_n

 

[Macgyvercas]

Hmm... maybe the Twilight Princess incarnation of Zelda?

Not much use as a bodyguard, but as a sexslave... oh yes...

As a hardcore Legend of Zelda fan, I should object to that...but I don't. After all, Princess Zelda is pretty good looking, so you might be on to something.

OT: For my slave (though really more of a bodyguard), I want Kratos. Assuming he doesn't kill me.

 

[googleit6]

Altair from Assassin's Creed. As long as he liked me, he would shank anyone with that hidden blade who even looked at me funny.

Why not Ezi- oh wait... He would be the one getting all the ladies.

Not that I would get any ladies anyway

Spoiler: *sniff*

Why use an anime girl picture you may ask? Fuck if I know!

Haha, actually, I just picked Altair cause I think he is more badass. And I like him better. I mean, he didn't have half the gadgets Ezio had, and yet still managed to be totally freakin' awesome.

Ezio would be all over that girl in your picture. He would steal her ribbon. *wink*
/bad, tasteless joke.

 

[Blue Musician]

Aw, no movies or books?
That's sad. If I could I would say Rei Ayanami from Evangelion or Bartimaeus from the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

But as it's only on games I would say either Heather from Silent Hill 3, Alice from American McGee's Alice, Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, Smiling Jack (voiced by John DiMaggio, the one who did Bender) from Vampire Bloodlines or Garret from Thief.

Rei Ayanami features in Evangelion games... so yea you could get away with that

THEN I WOULD!!

But as I am a PC gamer only I use to just discard most console games. So I basically forgot about that.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Giygas.

You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's attack!
-sandwich appears-

Oh thanks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmm... maybe the Twilight Princess incarnation of Zelda?

Not much use as a bodyguard, but as a sexslave... oh yes...

*dirty thoughts*

...ahem...

*looks a bit ashamed*

OT: I want Robo from Chrono Trigger. Not only can he fight but he can garden too!

 

[Stuntcrab]

I guess the half life 2 Vortagaunt

I will never lose power and also be safe from anyone

 

[supagama]

give me blastoise. why? because it's a !$^%ING TURTLE WITH CANNONS ON IT!

 

[supagama]

Aw, no movies or books?
That's sad. If I could I would say Rei Ayanami from Evangelion or Bartimaeus from the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

But as it's only on games I would say either Heather from Silent Hill 3, Alice from American McGee's Alice, Jade from Beyond Good and Evil, Smiling Jack (voiced by John DiMaggio, the one who did Bender) from Vampire Bloodlines or Garret from Thief.

Rei Ayanami features in Evangelion games... so yea you could get away with that

THEN I WOULD!!

But as I am a PC gamer only I use to just discard most console games. So I basically forgot about that.

GODDAMMIT I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS IN A GAME. ahem yea her, by far.

 

[iplaygamesyo]

I would choose Leisure Suit Larry so me and him could head on over to the Final Fantasy realm and have a good old hot tub time with Tifa, Rikku, and Lightening.

 

[Vrex360]

I'd probably pick Grunt from Mass Effect 2. I'd say Wrex but he's a leader figure and since Grunt is a tankbred fighting Krogan he'd be like a cute little gigantic bloodhound who I can sick upon my enemies and of whom would be fun to have around.

Incidentally if Ashley from Mass Effect would like to fulfill a very male fantasy version of a 'slave' then I wouldn't mind obliging her.

*nudge nudge*

 

[seanwtfgamer]

The tetris blocks. Imagine the possablites, like stacking them and......stacking them!

 

[Hurray Forums]

I don't really want a slave.

Everything is fine the way it is.

I realize it's just a thread for fun but yeah, the idea of having a slave is just a wee bit too repellent for me, sorry.

And there goes my dream of being Susan's love slave. *sighs* If anyone needs me I'll be in my room crying and eating a tub of ice cream.

 

[TheDoctor455]

The G-Man from HL2...
just for the sheer irony of the situation.

 

[silver wolf009]

Kratos. He is my unstoppable killing machine god creature.

 

[Arsen]

Tifa "( (o) Y (o) )" Lockheart