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Rensenhito

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I think maybe... Taki from Soul Caliber.
I mean, c'mon, anyone who can jump THAT high with THOSE boobs is a-okay in my book.
And... other reasons.
 

bubba145

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Xpwn3ntial said:
For actual slaving purposes: Cortana. She'll do whatever I want with a computer.

For sexual purposes: Eleanor Lamb.

Pet: Bahamut. King. Of. Dragons.

Bodyguard: Sephiroth. No explanation needed, assuming he actually would do his job.
Eleanor Lamb??? i guess if you like chicks with glasses.
 

Flishiz

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Well it's pretty obvious I would take the guy from Singularity, mostly because he could time travel, and I could basically double my money on the stock market every day since the 19th century, and be rich enough to tell Warren Buffett off any day of the week.

Taxes will be a *****, though. I'll be riding this fucking deficit alone at that tax rate.
 

Kaez

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Commander Shepard, Male, Paragon path.

Still a badass, just with diplomacy instead of violence (sometimes). He's a good guy, and he's one lucky bastard with all those women on his ships XD. Hes determined to get the job done, and is willing to save everyone at the same time.
 

otterdude

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I'd bring Cloud from FF7 into reality just so I can kill him.

Or for more practical purposes, a Pidgeot from Pokemon. Why waste money on gas when I can use Fly? :D
 

Cazza

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Francis from left 4 dead. Tough guy wise, although he does hate most things.
 

pyrosaw

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Slave is such a strong word, but companion would be Sweet Tooth from the Twisted Metal series. You won't mess with him. He'll run you over.

Maybe a poison Headcrab zombie as a slave. would be friendly headcrab though.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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bubba145 said:
Xpwn3ntial said:
For actual slaving purposes: Cortana. She'll do whatever I want with a computer.

For sexual purposes: Eleanor Lamb.

Pet: Bahamut. King. Of. Dragons.

Bodyguard: Sephiroth. No explanation needed, assuming he actually would do his job.
Eleanor Lamb??? i guess if you like chicks with glasses.
You're thinking of her mom Sofia.
 

Talon_Skywarp

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Sapient Pearwood said:
... Slave eh? Zevran from Dragon Age. He'd probably be into the whole slave thing too...
I'm gonna be seeing bad things for rest of the day after that.

Me Personally... Scott Shelby, the man is awesome at everything. In fact, he is the word awesome.
 

newdarkcloud

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My companion would be Lightning from FFXIII. She's tough, but she's also a real nice person. Since she is a soldier she'd probably know how to get me in shape and teach me basic self-defense. Lastly, my friends would think I was even though she'd probably demolish me if I even thought about it.